"Where is the kitchen?" I ask Doma with as much seriousness I can muster.
He slowly puts his hand up pointing to the other side of the room. He looks impressed and also confused. 'Wait what do I mean isn't he like emotionless? Damn, I thought I was a good actor...' I then march towards the door, entering the kitchen. 'Ok step one: Find what I need.' I start going through the entire kitchen to find what I need. 'Bowl, spoon, knife, baking tin and whisk. I can't find anything to measure the ingredients with tho... Guess I'll just have to trust my guts. I mean how wrong can I be. Anyways, step two: Find the ingredients for your recipe. I don't have one so I'll just have to go with what I remember. Luckily, I've baked this cake hundreds of times'
I climb up on the kitchen island and start searching for what I need in different cabinets. 'I need sugar, flour, vanilla sugar, cocoa, eggs, butter, ehh I think that's all I need.' I continue through the kitchen. 'Ok something white and powdery *tastes it* *cough* yeah that's flour' I find two jars with what looks the same. 'This can either be sugar or salt so there's at least 50% chance of this one being sugar... *tastes it*, Blahh, yeah not sugar... *tastes the other* wtf, why are there two jars of salt!' I manage to find everything except for cocoa and butter. 'I just need to check the fridge aaaaaaand, bingo, butter.' Now to the problem. I can't find anything chocolate related. 'Whyyyyy, where is all the chocolate!' I cry internally. "Doooooooooma!" I shout.
"Yes dear?"
"HOLY MOTHER F- DOMA! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! Wait, how long have you been sitting here..." I say, fear evident in my voice as I remembering the past couple of minutes.
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"I don't cook, I don't clean but let me tell you I got this ring Ayy, Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me... WHERE IS THAT MOTHER FUCKING SUGAR?!"
"Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, mm hmh mmh mmm mhh hm, on his knees, give him some' to believe in, never lost a fight but I'm looking for a beating, Du du" *Doing the dance, cause you know that by heart<3*
"Damn with all these knives I could do a Haganezuka cosplay.. hehe"
"Now from the top *kick* make it drop *Drop* that's a wap, wap *lowkey twerking*. Wait, what was I doing again? Right, baking. Where are them unborn chicken nuggies! SKSKSKKS"
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"I walked in with you..." he said in disbelief. "Did you not see me this entire time, I'm hurt" He says putting the back of his hand on his head and turning away acting hurt. I just stand there 'Maybe I should just go kill myself right here and right now... No, I have to make this chocolate cake first!' I think turning around so that my back is facing him. "I did enjoy the show tho" Doma says and I swear to god I almost died out of embracement.
"No, you didn't see anything. I'm a hallucination, a dreaaaam, whoouuo, youuuu diiiddn't seeee aaaanythiiiing." I say and this mf just chuckles. Mf chuckles cutely, like stooooooop *tucking hair behind ear* kind of cute. "Anyways, I can't make a chocolate cake without chocolate and you don't have any." I say crossing my arms, still facing away from him.
"Well, what do you want me to do about it?" he says boredly.
"Well I don't care how you do it, pull it out of your ass if you have to, but find me some damn chocolate." I say calm and nicely, like I didn't just tell him to pull chocolate out of his ass. He just stares at me concerned.
"Wha-"
"OMG you know what, let's just go to a town and see if they have it" I say before he can answer, I'm not sure I want to hear his response on what I just said.
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What do I do now? (KNY x Modern!Reader)
Fanfiction(y/n)(l/n) is a normal girl who spends most her days watching anime or reading manga and fanfics. She just realized that Kimetsu no yaiba (Demon Slayer) season 2 is out and she's planing on watching it. First she has to head out to the store and get...
