Sonic Boys x Reader One-Shots

Hey, You (Boom!Sonic the Hedgehog x Reader)

A/n: lET LOOSE THE SARCASM. This show is on crack. 

And...okie doh, this was the last request I had...and I'll reopen the requests. They won't be open very long, likely just a couple weeks, so if you want to request something, do it quick.

Requested by: Teaganlombax

Being evil was boring. You'd think it would be funner, what with all the evil laughter and property damage, but nope. (Y/n) and her father (ugh, not even biological) Eggman lost every time. Like, it wasn't even a competition. She'd fall asleep in the side car of the eggmobile, even with all the explosions, and she and her father would go flying with a spindash from the blue blur, but seatbelts always came in clutch. 

But even if she didn't want to be evil, the people of Bygone Island were stingy and salty about her roots. 

Well, she was just as salty, and hey, she was the descendant of a villain. Even if she didn't like it, his nasty mannerisms rubbed off on her. 

"Dude." 

(Y/n) looked up, Mike the Ox screeching and rubbing at his eyes, her hands locked around his throat. 

"Let him go," Sonic snapped, standing imposingly with his arms crossed over his chest. "And don't rub salt in his eyes, you crazy (a/t)!" 

"He provoked me!" she exclaimed petulantly, even as she shoved Mike away from her and dusted her hands off. She looked away, Sonic's gaze searing straight through her. She glanced sheepishly towards him. "What?" 

"You know what." 

She groaned, dropping her head. "Sorry...Mike..." 

"Jerk!" The ox ran off before she could even register his parting word to be offended. She blinked, then sighed, hugging herself. 

"Oops," she muttered. "Ugh, father would be proud." 

"What's the deal?" Sonic's words weren't condescending, more curious, even sympathetic, as he stepped towards her, his shoes coming into her line of sight. "Where's Eggface? Is this the precursor to an attack?" He leaned down so his face was in her line of sight. "Ooh, you look sad. No good. Let's go to Meh Burger and talk, rival to rival, okay?" 

She lifted her head, squinting at him. He offered her a cheeky smile and his elbow. "Come on," he said, waving his elbow at her. "You know you wanna." 

(Y/n) eyed his elbow, resisting the urge to smack it as she looped her arm through his. "Meh Burger's trash," she commented as he tugged her towards the singular fast food restaurant on the island. 

"Tell me something I don't know." 

~

"Penny for your thoughts?" 

(Y/n) puffed out a breath, catching the penny Sonic tossed towards her, turning it over between her thumb and pointer finger as she frowned down at her wilting burger. "I'm bored," she admitted. "And a little sick of the way people look at me. Sure, I fell into Eggman's lap, but that happened before I could choose where I ended up. By the time I could, my fate was sealed to him." 

"Who cares?" Sonic said, shoving his chili dog in his mouth in one go and licking the spare sauce off his fingers. She made a face though he didn't care in the slightest. Just backing up his point, she supposed. "People are gonna be people. They're gonna be judgy. Heck, they even judge me sometimes." He rested one elbow on the table, leaning forward. "Truth be told, I've wanted to rub salt in Mike's eyes for a while. Can't stand the guy." His eyes widened and he glanced around nervously. "Him, I mean. He's not a guy."