Why Don't We [Denki X Reader]

Special Chapter

Father figure:
Chickpea..?

Me:
Oh
My
God

Me:
No

Father figure:
I didn't even say anything  😭

Me:
It's 5a.m, you're using punctuation and emojis

Me:
You only do that when you're overthinking and need advice

Me:
And I already know the question. And the answer is "no", and it'll always be "no" so screw off

Father figure:
Doesn't it seem wrong?

Father figure:
In a way?

Me:
You want to talk to me about wrong?

Me:
I helped the league kidnap my brother! I helped them break into my school! They are wanted for so many crimes, especially Dabi!

Me:
Yet, I can't bring myself to hate them but only myself

Me:
Don't come to me about "isn't it wrong?" You know nothing about that

Me:
Now excuse me I have to catch up on my sleep, asshole

Father figure:
Night chickpea and thanks for your monologue lol

-----------

2nd brother:
Y/n?

Me:
Fuck off

2nd brother:
What I do?

Me:
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT CAN'T DO THAT WITH MY PHONE BLOWING UP

2nd brother:
I only texted once...

Me:
Your point?

2nd brother:
Hawks? There's something off there

Me:
K, why you telling me? Tell him

2nd brother:
I wanted to know if you see it too

Me:
I don't

Me:
So good night

2nd brother:
Speaking of which...
You're kinda off yourself

Me:
Wdym?

2nd brother:
You're usually just as annoying as Toga

Me:
🖕

2nd brother:
Fuck you, too. But lately you've been calm and more decisive

Me:
Guess I just grew up?

Me:
Dabi, you usually have good instinct. If you think something's going on, I trust you and'll look into it

2nd brother:
Thanks kiddo

Me:
Don't call me that

2nd brother:
You wouldn't betray us, right?

Me:
Lol no

Me:
If I did I wouldn't be able to see you anymore and that would suck

2nd brother:
Why?

Me:
Because you're so fvcking HAWT! Like no, that should be illegal

Me:
Like, "Hey, Dabi, you must be a criminal. Because looking that hot is illegal!"

Read at 6:47a.m

Me:
You burnt piece of chicken 🖕

Plus ultra!