Why Don't We [Denki X Reader]

Special Chapter

Kirishima added "Side hoe👄" and "Main hoe 👄" to a group chat

Baby Shark🦈:
So... You guys kissed, eh 😏

Side hoe 👄
Says who?

Main hoe 👄
"Eh"? You Canadian?

Baby Shark🦈:
So you guys didn't?

Side hoe 👄
Ew, no! I like somebody else

Side hoe 👄
No offense Kami

Main hoe 👄
None taken

Baby shark🦈:
I feel like you're lying 🤔

Main hoe 👄
I'm your main hoe and you're my only hoe

Baby shark 🦈:
Really? Because I saw you guys kiss yesterday 😏

Main hoe 👄
YOU SAW THAT!

Baby shark🦈:
I actually didn't see you guys kiss

Side hoe 👄
Idiot -_-

Main hoe 👄
How was I suppose to know he was bluffing?
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Side hoe 👄
Wait! How'd you know we kissed?

Baby shark 🦈:
Ashido saw and told me

Side hoe added "pink alien" to group chat

Side hoe 👄
You better get your pink ass right here!

Pink alien🛸
What's up?

Main hoe 👄
YOU TOLD KIRI THAT I KISSED Y/N!

Pink alien 🛸
So what's the problem?

Side hoe 👄
Don't tell anyone, please! Especially my brother

Pink alien 🛸
Yes ma'am

Baby shark🦈:
Roger that!

Baby shark 🦈:
But why

Main hoe 👄
Let's just say that we're not ready to come out yet

Side hoe 👄
You mean you're not! I already came out the closet when I fucked your mother

Pink alien 🛸
Oh, and what's with your names? "Main hoe", "side hoe"

Main hoe 👄
Ask my main hoe, Kiri

Side hoe 👄
Hold up! I'm either your main hoe or I ain't your hoe

Main hoe 👄
Then stop hitting on my mom

Side hoe 👄
But she so fine! And taste so good