Naruto: did L'Oréal Lucius Malfoy ever throw Dragon Draco Lucius Malfoy or was it no nose balding bitch Voldy Moldy?
Garra turning around: Darling I love you and all but please get some sleep your eyebags are worse than mine and that's saying something
Naruto: okay but like did No Nose Ned have snake breath or was it like I haven't brushed my teeth since Hogwarts breath?
Garra screaming into a pillow
Naruto:that bit remove the "s" for daddy snapey
Garra: I regret marrying you
Sorry for like the disappearance n shit but I was unstable condition and probably still are but I can barely remember shit sooo have fun 🤩
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Gaanaru Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of oneshots with some smut here and there. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING NARUTO/BORUTO. Most of these are from boruto or shippuden. So I'm very sorry if you get confused as in related to the age in shippuden and Boruto
