"What, what is it?, what's wrong baby, there is something going on I know it I'm your mother, tell me what it is but you gotta speed it up because-*looks at watch* shit I'm late for bible study"
"Mama come, come doll take a seat there's someone you know that you got to meet, so brave yourself for the big reveal he's about my height when he's not in heels"
Krushina looked confused.
"Some boys play basketball he plays house with ratchet dolls. Its not Santa claus, It's time for applause. Its coming out the closet."
Krushina nods slowly.
"Mama I like boys i like pecs like them arms when they flex like that print, in them sweats. TELL THEM GIRLS THANK YOU NEXT!"
Krushina smiles.
"Like when they text me sexy pic of 'em I like them abs when there are six of em tell them girls I'm sorry I like boys"
"Mama boys like me"(I like boys who like boys)
"Mama"(I like boys who like boys)
"Work"(I like boys who like boys)
"Mama"(i like boys who likes boys) "boys like me yeah"(boys like me) "yeah they do"(boys like me) (boys like me) "Motherfucker boys like me bitch"
"I like when they shake it ,shake it, I like when they grind real slow I like when they almost naked."
Minato walks in with Gaara and sits by Krushina. Gaara smiled at Naruto and gave a thumbs up.
"Tell dad I'm so homo"
Minato smiled at Naruto and Krushina as Gaara took off his shirt Because its HOT outside.
Gaara took over.
"Lights off, doors shut, Tall, dark, clean-cut, Thick with a bubble butt"
"Yup" Naruto replied
Both Gaara and Naruto held hands and sung it together.
"Mama I like boys I like pecs like them arms when they flex tell them girls Thank you next"
Gaara kissed Naruto's cheek.
"I like when they text sexy pic of em I like them and when there is six of em, tell them girls I'm sorry I like boys!"
Gaara threw Naruto up into the air. Naruto had a GOOD look at Gaara's Abs when Gaara sat Naruto on his lap.
"Style like they named Sasuke, chocolate like Shikamaru, I pick him up at berry's crunch, Planet Fitness. Shirt off in the lawn sizzlin' like grease. By day I call his name's Gaara at night I call him Beast."
Naruto blushes at that last sentence. Looking at Gaara then Minato then Krushina over and over again.
"Bitch, B to the O to the Y to the S. Boys will be boys and with boys I'm obsessed. Boys in their gym clothes, boys in a dress. And if boys are a crime then I'm under arrest."
Gaara snickers.
"Cause I been boy crazy since the boy scouts, FUCK the closet, let the boys out don't be a camel when you are a llama period, no comma bring all the drama.
"Mama I like boys I like pecs like them arms when they flex like that print in them sweats tell the girls Thank you next. I like when they text me sexy pics of em. I like them abs when there are six of em. Tell them girls I'm sorry I like boys(not sorry)"
"Naruto I'll still accept you your my son" Krushina and Minato said at the same time. "Family hug?" Naruto asked. They hugged. And Krushina smacked Naruto upside his head. "CALL ME A BITCH ON MORE TIME AND SHOES WILL FLY ST YOUR HEAD" Krushina yelled chasing after Naruto
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Gaanaru Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of oneshots with some smut here and there. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING NARUTO/BORUTO. Most of these are from boruto or shippuden. So I'm very sorry if you get confused as in related to the age in shippuden and Boruto
