Kakashi:Hey Naruto you need to go change pants
Naruto:why
Kakashi:your not allowed to wear ripped jeans.
Naruto:why can't we wear ripped Jeans?
Kakashi:Because its sexually distracting to the students.
Naruto:hu what. BITCH WHO THE FUCK IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVED TO KNEECAPS BITCH WHO LIKE BITCH WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT GOES. *takes a deep breath and makes his voice deeper* Damn baby look at them sexy kneecaps~~
All of rookie 9 and Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, sai, and Itachi: dying from laughter
Kakashi's mind:I don't get paid enough.
Naruto:now unless your 'sexually attracted to these neko neko nii caps I'm not changing shit. Are you........ okay so I'm not changing
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Gaanaru Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of oneshots with some smut here and there. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING NARUTO/BORUTO. Most of these are from boruto or shippuden. So I'm very sorry if you get confused as in related to the age in shippuden and Boruto
