*Naruto and Deidara simping over Uta(Tokyo ghoul)*
Naruto:okay but like Uta could rearrange my guts and take a chunk of my flesh if we ever have sex
Dei: that and the fact that he has sexy ass tattoos he could kill me and I'll say thank you
Naru: mah brothea you are on to sum but Uta could torture me and I'll tell him I'm sorry for getting blood on his clothes
Itachi and Garra thinking about killing this Uta
Naru: ah! And his voice why is it so deep tho like ahh! *fanboying noises while kicking his feet like a teenage girl getting asked out on a date with a jock*
*Dei and naru squealing and fanboying*
Ita and garra: ILL KILL THIS UTA YOUR MINE!
Dei and Naru:ooh yes that's true and we're also Uta's
Naruto runs after that so does deidara never to been seen again
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Gaanaru Oneshots
Fan FiktionJust a bunch of oneshots with some smut here and there. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING NARUTO/BORUTO. Most of these are from boruto or shippuden. So I'm very sorry if you get confused as in related to the age in shippuden and Boruto
