oi bitch where tf r u
dont yell at me whore
i wasnt yelling at u, where r u idiot
in my bed
well can u get ur ass out of it and play minecraft with me like
u said u wouldwhat r we, 12?
ur not george?
no tf, im actually daddy pig, not the small fartass one
so that makes me the 'small fartass one's boyfriend.
omg ur dating that fucktard of a thing? u rlly must be desperate huh?
well fucktard isnt that small and is actually quite entertaining
no george's r entertaining, tf is u on about, anyways, guess what.
.... george is entertaining
i fucking changed the subject and u still on about george, i reckon ur the defensive type
ok fine, what?
i nearly blew up my microwave earlier
how? bro i think ur the fuckin 12 yr old, blowin up microwaves
stfu im 22.
miss mr gurl boy human, u sound like ur trying to brag
woman she her
girl she her, got it
so who is this george u speak of
my friend
he better not be british
...y cant he be british?
because once i was walking down the streets of OLRANDO FLORIDA
AMERICA.. and a ton of british people where there and then they were like filming
themselves and they were kicking around a soccer ball, hit me square in the facehow did u know they were british?
one of them was kind enough to come and apologise about theyre friend hitting me,
not even the one who hit me. so i only like that one specific british boy, the rest can smdhow do u know that george isnt that one boy?
bec i know his name and it sure isnt gEoRgE
i think its just the name george u have a thing against
so.. he is british?
...i didnt say that
u said it without saying it
yep, im sure, but yes..he is a britian
ew bro imagine being british like tf
what if it told u im british...
...then y tf is ur area code american
i could be.. living here after moving from britian
u better be messing with me istg u will be blocked
nah im only kidding, american all the way bb
so.. george is ur only friend?
i wouldnt say ONLY, but he's one of my closest
uh uhuh, betraying us fellow americans for that fugly peice of shat
i wouldnt say betraying, i do have a couple american friends
so, do u have more american friends or british friends?
british, BUT BUT BUT, before u get pissy, my american friends
are better then all those british people, not better then george-i dont like the sound of this george fellow
u dont like the sound of any british person apart from that one
kid who apologised to youu talk a lot
nah, u do
nah its all u
the only thing thats all me are the good looks, anything else
is u*cutely blocks*
u didnt even block me stfu
dont ruin my moment.
anyways, gotta go see my boyfriend
im a he him btwOMG UR GAY?! I HAVE A GAY BESTIE?
im not actually gay- its just a bit
i guess i have a little competition against goerge i see
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Fanfictionin which dream accidently texts a random she/her. never would he have thought they would form a bond