have u ever watched shameless?
oh mah god fiona and carl forever i am the biggest simps for them
nah frankie wankie stanky hanky forever
no ew hes a dilf
just like me apparently
ur admiting it?
ss 👹👹
no i said 'apparently' read linda, read.
ian is hot
he's literally gay
and?
he's literally gay for mickey mouse
BROO U CALL HIM THAT TOO?! omg ilysm lets have the sex we
talked about having
not after u just bro'd me
no shutup, if u cant put up with my everyday vocabulary u arent welcome here
fine ig
did u know a shrimps heart is in it's head
bro is that why i can feel a pulse up there sometimes?
ok now look who is bro'ing me 🤚🤚
stfu who uses the hand emoji TWICE in one sentence
let alone over text
ok anyways, so u feel a pulse in ur head?
sometimes, yeha
ur a shrimp
yeah i am, peel me
what do i peel? ur eyeballs?
my dickcheese
EWWWWW U FUCKING DISGUSTANG MUSTY BITCH ASS HOE DILF
WTF U HAVE DICK CHEESE GO TAKE A SHOWER
damn that rlly made u get worked up
bec that's absolutely disgustig and not a laughing matter.
u actually think i have dick cheese?
1) it wouldnt shock me
what's that supposed to mean
bc ur a stanky dilf, as u said, and people dont joke abt
that sooooo
i literally didnt say i was a dilf i literally was mocking
what u say, and i was joking.
no, dick cheese is no joke, go take a shower, and i want proof ur
showering that dick cheese
u want a picture of my dick in the shower?
the shower head with water running would be good enough.
fine i'll go take a shower if it means that much to u 😪
wash of that nasty dick cheese <3
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happy?
delivered 5:06
u better of washed that dick cheese off
there was none in the first place, but i did wash my dick
just so u will allow it to go in u
maybe after this conversation, im second guessing myself..
oh my god linda
YOU ARE READING
wrong number- dreamwastaken
Fanfictionin which dream accidently texts a random she/her. never would he have thought they would form a bond
