THE CRAZIEST THING EVER JUST HAPPENED IN MY DREAM OML
care to share your dream?
SO I WAS ON TITANIC RIGHT AND THEN AND THEN I SAW ROSE AND JACK
DOING THAT ICONIC TITANIC SCENE AND THEN I SAW IT SO I WENT TO ROSE'S
ACTUAL FIANCE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS AND HE SAID 'lets get payback'
what thpe of payback? what is he gonna do push u over the edge?
you could only wish 🤚
so he didnt push u over?
no u fucking idiot
what a shame
NAH BC THE PAYBACK WAS WE FUCKED IN THE ELEVATOR
AND I WOKE UP WHEN HE HIT MY SPOT YK
i dont get y u felt the need to tell me
i dont have friends lol, i live alone, i went dark on socials when i posted me doing
the wap
i dont think they liked my ass
well, u gotta have an arse to do it in the first place
first of all, my ass is pretty fat 🤙🤙
and SECOND WHY TF DO U SPELL ASS AS ARSE
idk it just kinda sounds like it and so as they say 'spell
it how u say it'
literally no one as ever said that u uncultured swine
eh
OMG CORPSE JUST CAME ON OMG IM OHHEUEHRHES
CHOKE ME LIKE U HATE ME LOWK WANNA DATE ME
u know corpse is british?
...what
need me to say it again?
maybe if i dont hear that he is british it isnt real
is he actually british
honestly, i dunno
ok i just searched it he's nawt Y WOULD U DO THAT TO ME
WHY WOULD U SEARCH IT
BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT HIM TO BE BRITISH
BRO EVEN IF HE WAS U DONT EXACTLY HAVE THE
CHOICE IF HE IS OR NOT?!
WELL IF HE WAS I WOULDVE JUST CLOSED OFF
MY GOOGLE AND LIKE, PRETENDED IT WASNT REAL
UR A DICKHEAD I WOULDVE REMINDED U EVERYDAY
IF HE WAS JUST DESPITE U
WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY? I WOULD JUST REMIND U ABOUT
HOW UR GONNA STUB UR PINKY TOE IN THE MORNING, EVERYDAY
UNTIL IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS
NAH THATS TO FAR 🤚🤚 NOT THE TOES
TOE KINK?!
NO I JUST TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLE PIGGIES!
LITTLE PIGGIES?! WHAT THE FUCK?
YEAH LITTLE PIGGIES
BRO WTF IS WRING WIT U IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U
WELL GUESS WHAT?!
WHAT?!
I DONT THING UR MOMMY GIVES A FUCK
🤧🤧🤧🤧
MY MOMMY DOES, SHE DOES SHE LOVES ME
AND SHE DOESNT LIKE U
IF SHE SAW THESE MESSAGES SHE WOULDNT
LOVE U ANYMORE
UR SUCH A MEANIE POO POO HEAD
NO YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT I TELL MY MOMMY FIRST
NOOO I HAVE TO MEET HER FIRST, GOTTA MEET THE PARENTS
BEFORE U DOBBIE DIBBIE ON ME
ITS DIBBY DOB IDIOT
YOUR THE IDIOT STFU FUGLY BOY
NO U SHUT UP (NO NAME)
ARH ARH ARH U DUNNO MY NAME
U DUNNO MINE EITHER
ALRIGHTY HERBET
I SEE HOW IT IS LINDA
YOU ARE READING
wrong number- dreamwastaken
Fanfictionin which dream accidently texts a random she/her. never would he have thought they would form a bond
