wrong number- dreamwastaken

twenty-three

do u wanna hear my dad joke

sure

ok ready
ok
so
wait i forgot ot

u r literally the mostostost annoyingest person to live on this planet.

oooooooo guess u arent gonna come over to my house as i was gona adk
u but after that, maybe not

no stoooappwowooowoowo

💃🏻💃🏻🥰

ill give u head

no im not loosing my virginity to u

u havent lost urs yet either?

hah u havent been fucked L

neither have u so stfu

yes i have, 2 times, i was just being a fuckhead

ooo details?

first one was a total dickhead, bro used me because i told him i had a nice house

so he thought that, but he didnt just leave when he saw ur house?

well thats the thing..

wait did yall not go home to fuck? BRO IN PUBLIC?

it was behind some rocks on a busy beach and it lasted like 8 minutes

i could go all nigt ;)

night*

you really had to ruin that

was gonna ruin it someway or another

anyways, wat abt ur second root

aur so old mate over here brought out the handcuffs

WTFFFFF
WHAT A KINKY BASTARD

IKR AND THE WORST PART IS HE WAS LIKE 60 YEARS OLD AND I WAS FORCED
INTO IT

bro thats rape

oh, no, not forced by him

HUH

basically me and my friends were messing around playing truth or dare,
not little kid shit like someone got dared to flirt with some hotel owner,
anyways, i got dared to go into the fish and shit shop and i had to put on my
friend's g string and skirt (and have it like really high up), and like get my ass up
on the counter and made sure my panties were showing, aswell as my ass cheeks
and he wrapped his arms around my side and grabbed my boobs (i didnt have a
bra on bc beforehand i was dared to strip fully and i was too lazy to put my bra back on
and also they told me to keep it off) and he pulled me back to his chest, over the counter
and into the back room. we fucked along with the smell of fish

that could literally be a wattpad story oneshot

UR A WATTPAD FREAK OML

uhm, no
anyways
bro that seems so skankkyyy

it was and he old affff

fuck me instead ;)

stop.

;)
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