wrong number- dreamwastaken

four

herbet im screwed help

what did u do now?

uhm so i tried that challenge where u try to chug a
sprite and not burp

whats so wrong with that?

WELL WHEN I FUCKIN BURPED, ALL THE
SPRITE JUST CAME BACK UP AND ALL OVER
MY FUCKING CARPET

so..clean it? peasant

U DONT UNDERSTAND IT WONT COME OUT

well i understand now 🖕🤬
what have u been using to get it out?

windex and water
its not working

WELL NAH FUCKING SHIT LINDA WINDEX
IS FOR LIKE WINDOWS AND HARD SURFACES
N SHIT

OH OH ACTUALLY?

YES ACTUALLY OH MY LORD

OH I JUST CHECKED THE BOTTLE IT
IS AHAHAJJAH NO WONDER, WHAT DO I USE
INSTEAD? WASHING DETERGENT?

IM WORRIED FOR U LINDA, GET SUM
HELP ONG

I CANT FIND CLEANING PRODUCTS? WTF MAYBE
I JUST GOTTA HAVE A LITTLE SPRITE STAIN

DO U LIVE WITH ANYONE WHO COULD HELP U?

I LIVE BY MYSELF

BE BETTER? MAYBE U WILL JUST HAVE TO HAVE A
SPRITE STAIN?

I THINK I DO HAVE TO 😭😭😭
THERES NO WAY IM WASTING MY WHOLE 4.89
QUID ON FUCKING CLEANING PRODUCTS

DAMN U BROKE BROKE

OH WHAT MAKES U SO RICH THEN?!

MY INCOME?

😐😑😐
whats ya job?

thats confidential

ill tell u mine

ok fine, im a content creator and singer/song writer

u famous?

now thats where i stop giving u details

fine 🙄

....

what?

whats ur job fucktard

heh dont have one 🤪

are u fuckin serious?

yep, and im about to lose my house bc i cant
afford to pay da billz 🥶

u got someone u can move in with?

nope, which is why i need u to be my sugar daddy
and save the day and send over sum money

fine how much u need?

omg ur actually helping me

yes i am, how much?

uhm 69.69

😐

fine, 128.99
but u dont needa pay that much

its fine i will