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six

OMG LINDAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHA
LINDA
HELLO LINDA
MY DEAREST LINDA
HELLO
HEHE
UR SO SEGGSY FOR A 60 YR OLD

HERBET MY BELOVED HI HI HI

HELLO HOW ARE U DEAR?

IM GOOD HOW ARE U MY OLD LITTLE FART 🥰

IM GOOD IM GOOD
SO LINDA U MAY BE CURIOUS AS TO WHY I GATHERED
YOU HERE TODAY

YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THERE WAS MULTIPLE
PEICES OF ME ON THE GROUND
AND YOU PICKED EM ALL UP AND GATHERED ME

I DIDNT I DIDNT

OK SO WHY DID U GATHER ME?

I HAVE SOME NEWWWSSSS

YESSS..?

U KNOW HOW U DONT LIKE GEORGE?

YEAH!? DID HE DIE? OMG MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

BRO I WAS FUCKING KIDDING LINDA WTF

OH- SO WHAT HAPPENED THEN?

OH SO BASICALLY, LONG STORY SHORT HE GOT
CANCELLED ON TWITTER

BRO DOESNT HE GOTTA BE FAMOUS FOR THAT?

NO, NOT SPECIFICALLY
BUT U WANNA KNOW WHAT HE GOT CANCELLED FOR?!

PLEASE TELL ME HE COMMITED ARSON AND SOMEONE
RECORDED IT

SOME PEOPLE WOULD LABEL IT ARSON

SO WHAT IS IT?

HE POSTED THE WAP, HE DUETED ADDISON RE DOING IT
AND FUCKING DID IT AND HE GOT CANCELLED ON TWITTER FOR
IT 💀💀💀💀

BRO'S PULLED A LINDA

BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS HE HAS A FAT ARSE AND U DONT

ITS FUCKING 'ASS' NOT 'ARSE'
WAIT I JUST READ WHAT U SAID, I HAVE THE
FATTEST ASS OF ALL

GEORGES ARSE IS THE FATTEST OF ALL

NAH IT ISNT

WELL UR ASS IS FAT
THERE, NOW WE BOTH R LYING

SOME CALL ME KIM K 😎😎😎

LITERALLY NO ONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU THAT

MHM AND HOW WOULD U KNOW THIS INCORRECT STATEMENT?

I DONT HAVE TO BE THERE TO KNOW I JUST CAN TELL
BY THE WAY U TEXT U ARE FLAT ASF AND USED TO GET
BULLIED FOR IT IN SCHOOL

NAH NAH NAH, I HAD A BOYFRIEND AND A SNEAKY LINK

STFU U DID?!

YEAH AND MY BOYFRIEND WANTED SEX AND I KNEW HE WAS AN ASS
AND TITS TYPE GUY, AND I HAVE ASS, NOT TITS, SO WHEN HE SLID HIS HAND
UP TO GRASP MY BOOB OR WHATEVER TO HAVE AT IT, AND HE GRABBED
NOTHING 💀💀💀

WTF HOW DID HE NOT REALISE THAT U HAVE NO TITS?!

PROLLY BC I WORE HOODIES A LOT
AND U WANNA KNOW THE FUNNY PART

YEAH?!

HE SLID HIS HAND OVER TO MY OTHER TIT TO LIKE, CHECK IF
I HAD TITTIES THERE 💀💀
THEN HE FULLY FUCKING APOLOGISED LIKE 'oh- sorry' AND LEFT
HAVENT SEEN THAT MAN SINCE

DW BOUT IT, HE SEEMS LIKE SMOL DICK ENERGY

THATS THE SAD PART, I NEVER GOT TO SEE HIS WILLY

OH GOD LINDA 🤦‍♀️