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hello dearest linda

hello my beloved herbet

how have u been on this fine evening

good now what do u want

dunno, bored out of my mind, my roomate is occupied

he's a prostitute?

how tf do u get that from him being occupied

i dunno it just sounds like when u ask those people u want
a session and they say 'oh sorry, he/she's occupied'

what goes through your fucking mind?

leonardo de'caprio, herbet, food and leonardo de'caprio

y did u saying that remind me of that pick up line
'are you tired? because you've been running through
my mind all day'

i tried that on sum random on snap, i got blocked

you use that shit thing of an app?

nah its more of a troll account to tease those 40 yr olds
who want nudes and to mess with 11 yr olds who send pics
of their non existent jawline

like those 13 yr old white gurl olivia 'going dark, dhmu,
i have no valentine, #emo'

thats literally the most wisest thing u have ever told me

im a wise man, what can i say 🤷‍♀️ and its like the second time
we have talked so dont judge to quickly

oh dear herbet i could never judge u

i could judge u if ya want

not much to judge me off, but sure, go ahead

ur name starts with an 'L'
👏👏 ARH ARH ARH👨🏼‍🦲👨🏼‍🦲👨🏼‍🦲

....
u good?

yeah, just dont like people with names that start with L, or T

y not T? i find t's very entertaining

one is my enemy, the other is an annoying child, both starting
with T, also the annoyinf child has an online brother, who also
happens to begin with T

i think the letter u should be hating is G

just bc u hate g doesnt mean i have to

well if this thing we have is going to work out, then
your gonna have to leave G

absolutely not, and how come u like T?

not necessarily like them, dont hate em either

maybe i hate t's and l's, but linda, oh dear
linda, i dont think i could hate u

hate is a strong word, so is love

i love how u bring up love when no one said nothing
about love

well u said hate was a strong word 🤷‍♀️ and in hate theres love, try
and change my mind

damn who hurt u

george did. whore pig did.

he didnt do anything to you?

he's british.