wrong number- dreamwastaken

seven

herbet pls send help

save youself.

damn ✋ i could be kidnapped and u wouldnt give a fat fuck

so your not kidnapped? what a shame

stfu fugly bitch

so what dis u need help with?

i have a job interview and i dunno what to wear

check pinterest? they have inspo ig

i have i AM, but i dont have any of them

do u have like a white button up?

i have a light blue one?

that works, is this irl or online

online

then dw bout pants, just put a nice blanket over ur legs or sum

ur such a smart man

ik ik

ur so dry bitch tf

shouldnt u be the dry one getting ready?

nah i still have like
OH SHAT 2 MINUTES BYE HERB

bye lind?
delivered 2:59pm

AHAHHAHAHH I FUCKED THAT WHOLE THING UP
delivered 3:15

THAT WAS QUICK?

HE ENDED EARLY BC I FUCKED IT

OH GOD LINDA WHAT DID U DO?

SO U KNOW ON ZOOM HOW U CAN LIKE GET FILTERS AND SHIT

I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING AND IT ISNT GOOD 😭😭

WELL BITCH I WAS A MINUTE LATE BUT HE WASNT EVEN THERE
SO I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND

THIS IS WHY U JUST SIT PATIENTILY

LIKE I WAS MESSING WIH THE ZOOMM AND I PUT ON THE CAT FILTER 🤦‍♀️

WHY DIDNT U JUST TAKE THE FILTER OFF?

I QUITE LITERALLY COULDNT LIKE IT WAS FUCKING STUCK AND MY
OLD ASS LAPTOP WAS BROKEN N SHIT SO IT WASNT TAKING IT OFF

BRUHH 💀💀
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR U

AS U SHOULD, I WAS LIKE "OH SORRY, SO SORRY, MY APOLOGIES"
AND HE WAS LIKE IT'S FINE AND WE CONTINUED IT UNTIL HE COULDNT
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ANYMORE

U FUCKING DID THE INTERVIEW WITH IT ON?!

YES 😭😭
AND THEN HE WAS LIKE "sorry linda, i can't have this, your not getting the job
unless you figure out how to get that... thing off."

DID HE CALL U LINDA! IS THAT UR ACTUAL NAME?!

NO HE SAID MY REAL NAME BUT IM OBV NOT GONNA PUT IT

oh

UR A BIT SLOW IN THE BRAIN

STFU U TRIED TO CLEAN A SPRITE STAIN WITH WINDEX

to far to far

my massive fat apology linda