HERBET WTF?! 200?
ITS EASIER TO ROUND UP?
BRO LITERALLY $100 WOULDVE BEEN FINE
AND ITS LITERALLY ROUND DOWN ANYWAYS
ITS FINE CALM UR LADY TATAS
NO IM SENDING IT BACK
ITS FINE JUST KEEP IT SRSLY IDC
UR SO ANNOYING 👹👹👹
YEAH U KNOW WHAT, SEND IT BACK FOR THAT
ALRIGHTY SAY LESS
NO I WAS KIDDING
read 3:29pm
EHEHEHHE I SENT IT
delivered
BRUHHH I HATE U SM IM SENDING ANOTHER 200
NO STOP IT MONEYBAGS PISS OFF
THEN ILL JUST SEND BACK THE ORIGINAL AMOUNT U SENT
UGH FINE
OK I SENT IT
...
anyways guess what i did today
spoke to george
how'd u know
im phycic
then tell me what my future shall look like
you end up living in a small cottage, with a lovely woman
named linda. george dies and the rest of ur friends are really
supportive. u have a blanced amount of income and so u decide
to take a trip to hawaii, the plane crashes and u die, i went with
you but i survived, the only surviver. then i meet leonardo
and we fall inlove. i never visit ur grave
that sounds more like ur future
eh, bit of both
but yes, that seems highly accurate, i have much
reason to believe that will 110% happen in the future
it will, phycics dont lie
did u lie just then?
no?
*lie detector beeps*
stfu what is ur fucking humour u massive dickhead
im pretty funny whatchu on about
wHaTcHu
hey 🥺
cringing badly rn
i cringe at u everyday
🚨💣🔫🔪🗡⛏🖤💔🔕♠️♣️♦️🏴🏴🏁
i just ruined my recent emoji's for that 🤬
and they werent even THAT emo of emoji's
its fine. im fine. im okay. just.. breathe.
WHATCHU doing bretaging excersizes for?
its helping me not cuss u out and not cuss myself out
for ruining my recent emoji's for ur wellbeing
not like it really affected me..
ffs this is why i hate u and ur a fucgly bitch
yeah yeah, nothing u havent told me before
well do ya wanna know what I did today?
no, not really
so basically i had my monday comp on for footy and league tag
and i had footy first. it was only touch bc tAckLe iS fOr bOyS, yeah BUT
SOME BITCH TACKLED ME AND I LANDED ON MY FOOT WRONG SO I
GOT UP EVEN THO IT HURTED LIKE A BITCH, AND I TACKLED THAT
BITCH BACK AND SHE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE BALL. yeah i got sent off
for the rest of the game 🤚 and then for league tag i didnt play to well, but
my foot pain started to go away. i pulled like 6 tags and made it like 3/4 of the field
without getting tagged so im pretty happy with that
that was so beautiful, also information that i will
definitely need and will change my life
i couldve told u about how i twerked on the coach and she
turned around and saw me 🤷♀️
what was the point? why were u twerking
on her in the first place
idk i was just being a dickhead and she turned
around at the wrong time. gave everyone a laugh
but she didnt care, she's a laid back coach
imagine doing sports
couldnt be u, u sit on ur ass all day and play minecraft
with british people
im surprised u play sports, kinda thought u were the type
to sit on ur ass all day and only get up to piss and shit,
unless u piss the bed?
no, im not herbet
ur done 🤚
didnt deny it 🤷♀️
YOU ARE READING
wrong number- dreamwastaken
Fanfictionin which dream accidently texts a random she/her. never would he have thought they would form a bond
