Yakuza x Reader (Mainly Majima)

Goro Majima : "What the hell is gravy?"

HOLD OOOONN BROTHA
I had to Google if they had English chippys in Japan PMSL

Oh man. He could smell beef cooking. Following his nose, the man prepared himself for a delicious feast of beef and rice when his eyes deceived him.
You were stirring a pot full of brown liquid.
Halting in place, he watched as you switched off the hob, pouring this odd beef liquid onto a portion of chips from the new takeaway that had opened on Kamurocho.
"The fuck ya eatin'?!"
"Huh? Oh, this? Home," you said with a smile. Leaning into various positions to look over your shoulders and inspect your dinner, his confusion levels just rose.
"But... What is it?"
"It's chips and gravy."
"Baby, I can take ya for some real food, ya just gotta ask."
Popping a gravy loaded chip in your mouth, he gritted his teeth, noticeably anxious about what you were putting in your body.
"You want some?"
"Hell no! That shit'll kill me."
Bursting into laughter, you scarfed more down, much to his chagrin.