Hunter: I'm in love.
Edric: With me?
Hunter: Am I supposed to be in love with someone else?
Edric: NO!!!
BEEP
Vee: I've fallen in love!
Marsha: With who?
Vee: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(Yes, just yes)
BEEP
Luz: When you love a Blight
Hunter: Your worst fear is their mother
Viney: Because she's a total bitch who only care about herself
All three: Which is why we're happy she was thrown out of the family!
BEEP
Alador: I'm single now.
Darius: Really?
Alador: YES!(and this ship too.)
BEEP
Odalia: I'm probably so popular!
Belos: Yep
Kikimora: Who wouldn't like me?
Everyone else: *Is ten times more popular than all three combined.*
BEEP
Viney: Do you love me Emira?
Emira: *Kisses Viney* Does that answer your question?
BEEP
Hunter: Fuck you!
Edric: You would~
BEEP
Luz: *Screams at something on her computer*
Hunter: Are you- *Screams when he sees the screen*
Vee: What happen- *Scream when she sees the screen*
Eda: Alright what the fuck is going on? *The screen is showing Luz X Hunter, Vee X Hunter and Vee x Luz fanart.*
Eda: I'm going to go find the person who made this and end them. I'll be back in a few hours kids.
All Three: *On the floor crying*
BEEP
Willow: Watch.
Luz and Amity: *Laughing and having gay panics.*
Hunter and Edric: *Edric flirts shamelessly and Hunter is a blushing mess*
Emira and Viney: *Giggling and being gay*
Matt and Gus: *having fun and blushing*
Vee and Marsha: *Vee having a gay panic and Marsha laughing at how cute she is*
Eda and Raine: *Basically making out*
Darius and Alador: *Pretending not to be watching each other horribly*
Willow: I am surrounded by gay couples
BEEP
Raine: Not he/him or he/they or she/he
Marsha: Not she/her of she/they or she/he/they
Raine and Marsha: It's they/them, deal with it or go away
BEEP
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The Owl House Hunter/Golden Guard oneshots
Fanfictiononeshots about Hunter/The Golden Guard, I will be taking requests as well as putting down my own ideas. conditions rules, and more will be in the first chapter.
