Hunter: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Luz: You and me!!!
Hunter, tearing up: Okay.
*BEEP*
Eda: Change is inedible.
Raine: Don't you mean inevitable?
Eda, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
*BEEP*
Luz: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
That one Blonde girl with the pink streak: You? Magic? Luz, it says talent show.
*BEEP*
Darius, tending to Hunter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Hunter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
*BEEP*
Mattholomule: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Steve: Wednesay
Mattholomule: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
*BEEP*
*Eda and Darius are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Eda: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Darius, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
*BEEP*
Eda: Fuck.
Luz: We've got to work on your cursing.
Eda: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
*BEEP*
Hunter: It's dark in here
Luz: Don't worry Hunty I got this
Luz: *Stomps their feet*
Luz: *Skechers light up*
*BEEP*
Darius: What is your biggest weakness?
Hunter(before character development): I can be uncooperative.
Darius: Okay, can you give me an example?
Hunter(before character development): No.
*BEEP*
Luz, pointing: May I sit there?
Amity: That's my lap-
Luz: That doesn't answer my question, Amity.
*BEEP*
Caleb's Ghost: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Belos: Stop romanticizing the past.
*BEEP*
Hunter: Is something burning?
Edric: Just my love for you.
Hunter: Ed, the toaster is on fire.
*BEEP*
Hunter(during character development): You're right.
Darius: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
*BEEP*
Caleb's Ghost: How petty can you get?
Belos: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
*BEEP*
Eda, addressing the children she has collected like pokemon cards: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Luz: But – that's just a trash can.
Eda: It sure is!
*BEEP*
Steve: I was arrested for being too cool.
His lawyer: The evidence is way too strong for us to have a chance.
*BEEP*
Edric: You love me, right, Hunter?
Hunter: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
*BEEP*
Hunter: I'm going to take you out
Edric: great, it's a date!
Hunter: I meant that as a threat.
Edric: See you at five!
*BEEP*
Hunter(after Hollow Mind): I think I'm having an end-life crisis.
Luz: You're like 16 years old
Hunter: I MIGHT DIE AT ANY TIME!!!
*BEEP*
Gus: Okay, help me please!
Mattholomule: Got two words for you.
Gus: I bet they won't be helpful.
Mattholomule: Your problem.
Gus: I was right
*BEEP*
Amity(before character development): In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Luz: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Amity(before character development): No! Four to five seconds!
Luz: Too late!!!
*BEEP*
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The Owl House Hunter/Golden Guard oneshots
Fanfictiononeshots about Hunter/The Golden Guard, I will be taking requests as well as putting down my own ideas. conditions rules, and more will be in the first chapter.
