Welcome to the world of hell (DSMP)

chapter 60

so. just real quick. as most, maybe all, don't know yet, the Queen of England died yesterday..and my dumb ass was asleep. call me Georgenotfound something because I swear I'm always asleep when these important people die. call me disrespectful for not crying but I told myself not to cry after techno's death. sure, I cried a few times in memory of him, but it was never in front of people. and I'm still not crying. so call me disrespectful or horrible if you must. I really don't care. my brain is just not letting me cry. even if I wanted to, my brain and body just won't allow it. so fuck off.

anyways! ima try to do a chapter!

it's been a few days since Wilbur came. of course he still came here to 'visit' quackity and me. all they did was have an argument. and when they do, I just find Tommy, wandering around the place. I usually talk to him and we both can agree that they have a strange connection..

anyway. me and quackity are walking and talking. very normal.
"so, why do you even what Tommy to be here?"
"because I love him! plotonicly of course. I should be the brother figure! not Wilbur!"
"you still act like a kid, flatty patty."
"I'm still not flat! you're literally flatter then me."
"in you're dreams, shortie."

after the mini argument, we stumble across a cave. me, being the stupid person I am, went inside said cave. quackity kept telling me not to. but screw him. you really want me to listen to someone probably having an affair with Wilbur and is also trying to be a brother figure for a person who is around twenty-six? hell no!

I went inside the cave after the countless warnings quackity have me. he soon followed after me when he realised that I'm not going to listen to him. and jesus, I'm not sure if I should regret not listening to him or not.

(Big man gym)

glatt has been missing for a few months. I couldn't find him anywhere. and he was here? the whole fucking time? quackity looked shocked that he could see this ghost.

"galtt, what the hell! I've been looking for you after I got into that coma! have you been here the whole time?"
he stopped lifting his dumbbells and looked up to me.
"oh, Y/N. welcome to my big man gym. get down here!"

I sighed and jumped down.
"hey fatty patty, you okay?"
"wh-yeah. schlatt. what are you doing here?"
"wait. you brought my husband here? flatty patty! I've missed you!"
I started laughing since we both use the name that my dear quackity hates so so much.

big Q seemed really fucking annoyed and shocked. I mean, I would be as well. for some reason I was forgiving to glatt. then they started to argue. glatt was rather calm for some reason. I guess he was happy to see his fiancé again. Well, his ex fiancé, that is.

"I'm just..going to check on Charlie. how about you guys go to couple counselling."
this was way too awkward for me to just stay. literally, it was just me standing there, blanking out, while these two fight.

***

charlie was playing the slot machines like always. he looked like he was having fun. since quackity was still arguing and Charlie is busy, I have nothing to do. Well, I could stir up some drama with no other then quackity and Wilbur.

since I have some kind of power to know everything (you're welcome.), I maybe got the information of Wilbur and quackity liking me by Tommy and Charlie. it's quite easy to convince the two to give up information.

***

I made my way out of Las nevadas. quackity told me not to do that without him but he isn't here. and I want to find Wilbur.

wilbur was in his van with ranboo, making burgers. I walked to the van widow and knocked on it. ranboo popped his head up.
"hello Y/N. I haven't seen you in a while."
"hey ranboo. do you know where wilbur is?"
just on cue, wilbur walked behind me. he swung his arms over my shoulders and wrapped them around my waist. he placed his head on mine.

"I'm right here, darling. why did you need me?"
I spun around and smiled at the tall man.
"can we maybe go to somewhere more private?"
"why? can't ranboo also hear what you want to say?-"
he got closer to my ear and continued his question in a deeper voice.
"or is it really private?"

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shorter then usual but I need to get ready for school in less then an hour so yeah. my mind barely worked and if you noticed, Y/N was acting a bit weird in this chapter. and I think the discription was a bit off as well. that could be related to some later lore that will be said at the end of the book or its just because I'm in a rush and I'm tired. just because I said that the lore is at the end of the book in this a/n thing for the end of the chapter doesn't mean it's getting close to the end of the book. Trust me when I say that I have a lot of lore spreaded across this book.

<3love you.<3
apparently schlatt is going back to the UK! byeee! have an amazing day and thank you for reading!