Ant:Treat spider the way you want to be treated
Stephen:Killed without hesitation
Ant: No
Ant: David,keep an eye on Stephen today he's going to say something and get punched
David: Sure i'd love to see Stephen get punched
Ant:Try again
David: I will stop Stephen from getting punched
Ant: Oh no, were standing under mistletoe i gusse we have to kiss now
Stephen:*Holding the mistletoe under ant and decs head*
Dec: If you just want a kiss you can say som-
Ant:have no clue what your on about just kiss me
Simon:Where is Ant and Dec
Stephen: They're playing hide and seek
Simon: And where are they
David:I don't think you understand the concept
*Stephen,David,Ant sitting in jail together
David: So who should we call
Ant:well i'd go for Alesha or Amanda but they are out of town so that leaves Simon or Dec
Stephen:I feel safer in jail
David: Good idea
David: Stephen,I sense hostility
Stephen: Good because i hate you
Stephen: *Wakes up*
Stephen: Well,another day of endless misery
Dec: Ay,let's get coffee in you
Stephen: Coffee doesn't wake up people who are dead
Ant: You said people instead of things you are doing good
you get this cuz i'm being lazy
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Stephen Mulhern one shots
Fanfictionsince their isn't a lot of stuff about this one i will make some and they probably wont be good but it is what it is.Plus he's my favorite on bgt right under david P.s i write sad stuff so some might be rather depressing and some might be happy who...
