Can't I go back to being ordinary ? - (Hololive x male Reader)

Bonus - it always was just an act after all

(So for context, first up, I started writing this when I randomly thought of skits between certain characters, secondly this ISN'T canon and shouldn't be taken seriously, aka... this is a entirely different universe where the entire fic was just a series/movie, so with that said... enjoy this bonus chapter which I will release once I finally finish my fic... I hope I managed to do that some day-)
(Also when "static" comes up it means it's cutting to the next skit !)
(Present time Horikemo here, I can say I finally did it haha !)
(But with that said, I hope you enjoy this around 2.4k word long bonus chapter full of just jokes and things like that !)

*Third person POV Y/n:*

"Context"

A few familiar faces were talking while drinking coffee, tea and such.

Y/n: "It's actually really funny you know, most people actually won't ever learn your real name Time."

Time: "Well technically in the series I'm you, but from another dimension but my real name is-"

It was then that someone in the room clapped, causing everyone to turn to them.

Horikemo: "Alright, let's get this show on the road !"

Horikemo: "First up we'll do the confrontation, you know... the one where Y/n and Time finally meet face to face-"

Most members just sit down on the side as Time and Y/n both approach the green screen presented, taking one last good look at each other, after which they nod, Time proceeding to put up his hood and puts on the mask.

Horikemo: "Alright start in 3... 2... 1... and action !"

Time laughs behind the mask and slightly tilts his head upwards, putting a hand on it to keep it from falling off for the being.

Time: "Ah what a fool you are... and to believe I was as pitiful as you."

Time: "You heard me correctly don't you worry."

He slowly removes the mask and bows, slowly raising his head up with a sadistic smile.

Time: "Can't bear looking into a twisted mirror ?"

Y/n puts a hand up to his chin and slowly nods, proceeding to then hold out his hand and snap his fingers.

Y/n: "I just realized, if you are me... I can kill myself and it'd be legal."

Time: "Wait what-"

*static*

"Bad props..."

Baelz grins widely as ever as she laughs and throws up a pair of dice and jumps up on the pool table before me, causing me to clap in admiration.

Baelz: "YA GOTTA JUST EMBRACE CHAO-"

Although she did so with a bit too much force causing the rather fragile table to break in half, this causing Baelz to land on the floor as everyone walks up to her, partially concerned while also holding back laughter.

*static*

"Nice chicken."

Y/n was seen getting dressed in his room, although he left his door open, seen walking by was the second most chaotic rat... Tatemoyo, who had a mug in his hand with the words "I'D BANG A RAT", upon noticing the open door he slowly took a sip and stared at Y/n.

Tatemoyo: "..."

Y/n: "....."

Tatemoyo: "Nice cock bro."

Y/n: "The fu-"

He points at something in the room with his free hand, upon turning around he noticed the literal chicken mask that was in his room for some reason.