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When your sister bangs the bathroom door on your foot upon walking in... not just once but twice 💀 and not just your one big toe either but both of them. Yeah the nail upon impact looks like a mutilated sea shell no, scratch that, two mutilated sea shells. She's the reason I never show my feet... sorry people who have a footfetish 😂 but also not sorry, I'm not one to kink shame but ya'll are nasty, no offense. I'm not a masochist by the way so no I didn't enjoy the pain that occurred throughout this collision? Yes, I'd like to remove both toe nails and regrow them but I can't fathom the thought of not walking on both feet for 6 months cause if you didn't know you can't walk if your big toes are removed or injured cause they balance your feet or at least that's what I heard? But no I don't plan to remove but my big toes I just would like to remove both toe nails and regrow them since they were both badly damaged during the incident. So if you know me and see me wearing takkies (sneakers) to the beach, you know why. 💀
Yes I'm still alive I'm just silent and as usual losing followers cause I'm too honest for my own good, unfortunately, and hell yeah I'm weird. I'm weird for writing this down too but hey, here we are. Please feel free to laugh at my expense with undertones of sarcasm from me. But on a serious note, I hope I can fix some of my issues in the future and I hope you all have a good day and that you may or may not find this funny?
Anyway, I'm off, post soon... person I don't know? Hopefully... 💀
