(Pinned smartly and solidly on the left-hand side of a Sumeru billboard)
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Have a commission you just can't do alone?
Are you a merchant, from tiny businessman to overlording monopolist, crossing the desert in the harshest of Teyvat's conditions?
Do you sell in the city and fear for your wares?
Are you a worker on the docks with supplies to move around and a lack of assistance to do so?
Did you get yourself into a fight and want to tip the scales in your favour?
Or are you a wealthy person who needs a strong bodyguard by your side?
If you are need of a formidable sword, a robust pair of arms and have the mora to pay for it, the Flame-Mane is your gal!
Dehya does it all!
A quick, easy, no-regret hire for instant guaranteed safety and efficiency.*
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*Disclaimer: Flame-Mane Dehya not liable if client is whacked over the head when something stupid is remarked
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