(And, action!)
[NARRATOR SPEAKS]
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[Cuts to: Scaramouche in polkadotted yellow bonnet]
(End commercial)
(Action!)
[NARRATOR SPEAKS]
It's flu season again! And you know what that means...
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[End commercial]
(Um... action..?)
QIQI: ...Hello.
QIQI: I... am looking... for...
[QIQI Checks notebook]
QIQI: Lost... doctor.
QIQI: Please return if found...
QIQI: Preferably... near mint condition.
QIQI: Or dead.
[End commercial]
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