LYNEY... WTF (PT 2)

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BRAIN ROT EXHIBIT B

     Lyney and Venti crossed many rivers and trees. They ventured over da great mountains and under da deepest caves. Finally, they found da pastry!

"Zoinks! Die, evil thing!" cried Lyney. The pastry dinnat flinch.

"Come a widdle closer," it boomed in its booming voice, "And I will tells you da secret to all da world."

"Don't do it!" Benti shrieked. While stuffing smaller pastry in mouth.

Lyney was too tempted. He walked closer to Dan pastry. Da pastry grinned, leaned down, and whispered...

"Did you know... that brain rot is contagious?"

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