"Excuse me, sir. I am Candace, Guardian of Aaru Village. Perhaps you could honor me with your name... and your intentions in the village?"
The man shifted his footing in the sand. "Uh... I'm not a scammer. Or a thief. Or a cheat, a swindler, a fraud, a burglar, a pickpocket, a pilferer, a beggar or a moocher. I'm not suspicious or fishy. Or untrustworthy. Or shady. I'm not a scammer," he added.
"Your name?" Candace repeated.
"John. Doe. I'm John Doe."
She bowed her head. "Apologies for the questions. It is simply my duty here. Please, make yourself welcome."
The man who was not a scammer, a thief, a cheat, a swindler, a fraud, a burglar, a pickpocket, a pilferer, a beggar, a moocher, or suspicious or fishy or untrustworthy or shady walked into Aaru Village village and lived a very peaceful life for the rest of his days.
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Awesome Genshin Nonsense
FanfictionThink oneshots, but better! (BAHAHAHA NOPE) This is true and literal nonsense. It is going to be so much fun to write, you have no idea. Mostly 300~ word short stories that have neither a plot nor a logical reasoning behind them. Good fun! The chapt...
