Hey hey everyone.
Guess what I felt like doing today?
This book has 52 chapters. Itto and Sucrose both had extra bits that were just continuations.
So, I'm officially at 50. Yay!
And no, I'm not using this as an excuse to go wholly and entirely off the script, why would you say that?
Lo and behold...
My very own "Good Morning" voiceline rewrites because WHY NOT?
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Barbara: Good Morniiing! Here, have some cereal!
You: Uh, how many shakes of the chili pepper powder did you put in there?
Barbara: None, don't worry! I just dumped the whole bottle in!
You: ...I wonder if Good Hunter is open on Mondays.
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Hu Tao: Hehe, good morning~
You: Good morning.
Hu Tao: W-Wait, you're still alive? I thought for sure–
You: What?
Hu Tao: Nothing.
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Ningguang: Hello, Traveller. I hope you slept well.
You: Yes, thank you. What's for breakfast? Cream of mora?
Ningguang: ...What is it exactly that you've heard about me?
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Sucrose: Look, Traveller, I finally found out the best ratio of sunsettia syrup extract required to cancel out the effects of formaldehyde!
You: Nice. Did you sleep well?
Sucrose: ...Sleep?
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Childe: Wanna fight?
You: If my opponent is a pancake and my weapon is a fork, then yes, I do.
Childe: No, I meant me.
You: I don't like ginger.
Childe: *Sprays ginger root extract in your face*
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You: Good morning.
Scaramouche: ...
Nahida: Say it.
Scaramouche: ... ...
You: ... ...
Scaramouche: Splendiferous salutations, my good acquaintance, I hope you fall off a cliff and DIE.
Nahida: That– no. That is not how you say good morning.
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Baizhu: Ah, Traveller, right on time! Thank you for agreeing to have your check-up in the morning, my schedule is rather packed this week.
You: No problem...
Baizhu: You look well.
You: Is that your evaluation? Great, we're done!
You: *runs out*
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Diluc: Traveller...
You: Oh, good morning, Diluc.
Diluc: Why are you crawling on your stomach... on my lawn?
You: Crystalflies.
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