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Tony Jump Scares Bruce (and Hulk Wants to Fight) >> Bruce Banner X Reader

Title: Tony Jump Scares Bruce (and Hulk wants to fight)

Paring: Bruce Banner (The Hulk) X Reader

Warnings: Hulk makes an appearance and Tony is mean when he's drunk. Also there's euphemisms for genitalia using bookshelves too.

Spoilers: no

A/N: it's been a while since this one was requested, but I'm pretty sure the one who wanted this wanted cuddles with Bruce. I don't know. But consider it done!

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The best part about living in Stark tower was to you, three fold in its greatness.

To start off with, it meant being in a place of high security, that of the tech and those who lived around you. Second, you then lived there with your boyfriend, the shy gamma-radiated Hulk-transforming incredibly smart and bashfully-handsome Dr Bruce Banner and was able to wake up to see his face every morning when he hadn't gone off to the lab for early morning tests. And last; because every Friday night Tony Stark would insist on taking the entire team; Thor, Natasha, Clint, the Maximoff twins, Steve and his buddies James Barnes and Sam Wilson and Pepper out for drinks - leaving the tower to yourself and Bruce.

Everyone had misleading ideas about your relationship with the doctor; even now, after a good three years of it being a regular occurrence. Tony thought you were just in it for sex or something. Clint thought you and he were just abnormally good friends due to the lack of PDA. But others thought otherwise - Steve had asked discreetly if you and Bruce would get married one day, sliding the question in about who would be the best man, Natasha fighting against Steve being best man; because she wanted herself to be. On meeting Mr Spy himself, Nick Fury, the first words from him we're cautioning about Bruce's Mr Green side, but all in all:

You loved Bruce. And he you.

And times like having the tower to yourselves was a great opportunity to just snuggle in with him on the couch on his floor of the tower and talk.

Talk was good if there wasn't anything else around the tower to distract. Or potentially bring the Hulk out.

"So...have you ever considered getting a bigger..." you began with, nuzzling into Bruce's shirt affectionately. You heard him hold his breath as you held off the end of the question. "...Bookshelf? That poor little thing with three levels isn't going to last any longer, Bruce, I can almost feel it wanting to collapse under all those textbooks."

He chuckled. "I'm glad that's what you ended up saying."

You titter. "Get your mind out of the gutter, Dr Banner!"

You lean to kiss his jaw, but there's a collision. It's the same time you hear a ginormous thump from upstairs - either Tony crashed again on the roof or Thor is here - and jumping, you smack your head into Bruce's.

"Bruce? I'm so sorry!" You ignore your throbbing head and cradle his face. "Do you need an ice pack?"

He shakes his head, and by the change of his breathing, you know what you've accidentally done to him.

"Hey there beauty, having fun with beast?" Tony slurs on entering. You see his hands are full of drinking paraphernalia, and his walk is a wobble. He's already nearly knockout drunk, and if you had free hands, you would be gesturing for the billionaire playboy philanthropist and the Asgardian prince that follows him to get out.

"He's coming," you tell Thor, cradling Bruce to your chest. You hope rubbing cool circles in his hair would calm him, but it doesn't. Thor frowns. Even if he's been drinking the same amount as Tony, Thor still can be reasonable when talked to in times like this. "Thor? The other guy. He's coming."