Heroes Like Hercules

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Auradon

Penelope's POV:

The strange goat man looked at us with a mouse like glare until he broke out in song

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The strange goat man looked at us with a mouse like glare until he broke out in song.

What is with these people and singing here.

"So, ya wanna be a hero, kids Well, whoop-dee-do
I have been around the block before
With blockheads just like you
Each and everyone a disappointment (except maybe 1)  Pain for which there ain't no ointment
So much for excuses Though a kid of Zeus is
Asking me to jump into the fray again My answer is two words"

Lightning was about to struck him until he put his hand up in a stop motion.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME FINISH!!!!" He yelled to the sky. Must be Zeus "As I was going to say before I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED," Bold goat man "I'm only teaching this class because Hercules asked me to. He succeeded, after almost getting killed, so why not reward everyone with my amazing expertise."

"Excuse me goat man?" I asked

"I'M NOT A GOAT!!" His face started turning red

"Pig man?"

"I'M A SATYR"

"Okay" I said slowly while rolling my eyes " So do you have any other references than Hercules?? Because you said he almost died..."

"I taught Achil-"

"The heel"

"Jas-"

"Medea"

"Odys-"

"Wasn't he a war criminal?"

"Pers-"

"If it's not Percy Jackson, I don't want him"

"The-"

"Depressed"

"Why you little-" he pointed a finger at me and started moving closer until we heard someone busy out laughing

"Henrik!!!" The satyr said

"Oh come on Uncle Phil, you've got to admit it was pretty funny." The guy who I'm assuming is Henrik said.

"Why did I let your father persuade me into teaching again?"

"Because you love us." A girl around Drizzy's age said. Come to think of it why is there a 13 year old here anyway.

"Meghan I am only here as a favor don't put words in my mouth." He grumbled

"Oh lighten up. Don't be a stick in the mud." Henrik said a little cockily

"Kids" Phil grumbled "okay back to the class. In this class we are going to work on more defense rather than powers or whatever bibbidi-bobbidi-boo y'all have."

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