How to Survive South Park

Angelic Monarch

It all happened so fast. Trapper Keeper was toast and I was on death's door.

But that line I heard...

I recognized it from Phone Destroyer, and man am I glad she's here despite having no clue WHY she's here.

(("Trapper Keeper back online. Hostile control detected, expelling...")) And now I'm not so glad. I've won telepathic battles with several different antichrists before, and with T.K's help, this mind/body control spell isn't too much of an issue to deal with.

Nice try, Red.

Thanks to T.K, my own reaction speed and processing power went up immensely so I'm able to feel the sudden changes in me and process the report from T.K. as Wendy is about to blast me to bits.

My body is surrounded by a dark aura and I'm looking a lot more blue then normal now, but T.K. seems to be absorbing the spell and converting this dark energy into my own like what I did with the Canadian Devil's curse so long ago.

A quick split-second decision later and I make a mental note to confront the dark angel about that later, before focusing my attention on the battle junkie in front of me whose face seems to be morphing from main protagonist levels of determination to panic and... rage.

Well, at least she'll get the fight she wanted now.

Before she can blast me into kingdom come, I hit her with a hastily-made Arm-Ageddon that sends her flying through several clouds in the sky. I then turn to Tolkien and Josh who have absolutely terrified expressions on their faces.

"SHIT, HE'S BECOME ONE OF THEM! CALL IN BACK- AAAAHHH!!!" Tolkien is cut off as he and Josh are suddenly impaled by giant, dark vines full of thorns with a few red roses growing on them.

"Well this is a surprise, nobody's ever resisted my call before." Dark Angel Red descends from the sky looking a whole lot more 'divine' for lack of a better word than her Phone Destroyer counterpart.

The fiery redhead is wearing a short black dress with purple gloves and black heels. She also has black shadows around her glowing red eyes and is wearing black eyeliner on top of that. There are also two massive black wings coming out from her back and she has a pitch black thorny halo above her fiery red hair to complete the look.

Overall, it's a somewhat similar look to her Phone Destroyer cosplay, but there's one major difference (besides her wings and halo being 100% real), her outfit is covered with many different energy signatures that almost feel... corrupted.

In other words, she's all dressed up in shadows that seem to be alive or at least carry some form of sentience. The more I look at her, the more obvious it is that she is truly wrapped up in shadows, tendrils of darkness twisting in the air around her as she approaches the battlefield.

She floats down with a smile on her face as she lands close to the Time Patrollers she just impaled. The two actually seem to be trying to kill themselves which Red gives a disapproving expression towards.

"Come now, you would really rather spend eternity in hell then feel as blissful as you would in my heaven?" More vines restrain them even further and dark pentagrams form beneath the two of them, causing them to briefly disappear before appearing closer to her while looking a lot more blue in color.

The two then kneel and ask her how they may serve her. Well this is new. I don't recall her main ability having that sub-ability in game, but considering how many powers here can evolve or differ then what was shown in the cartoon, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.