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PINKY
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Zachary stepped in, pulling a suitcase and...
Me punny.
.. Ashley was behind him.
This real?
A must joke.
"Wah she a do here?" I folded my arms, glaring at them both.
***
Yes, when I invited him I told him to bring a girl, but I had no idea it was this treesh.
Ole dawg.
Not even did know say them know each other.
Him couldn't bring the girl wah we used to go school with or the one wah work a call center?
Kiss me teeth.
Him mussi wah me sniff a twenty bag a coke and stifle Ashley inah her sleep.
Them things here Olivia deh talk about.
And me nuh care enuh.
I don't care.
She very picky picky and a that's why me really and truly nuh like her.
Yuh see if she humble now, me wouldn't business with her.
Real.
But no, this gyal stink and love run off her mouth.
It's either she obsessed with me or something a gwaan wah me nuh know about.
She must obsessed fi real.
Cause first a Tyeeka and Matthew and then now a them two here.
Then this real?
Wah them really a deal with?
Ain't no way!
"Nuh you say me must invite me woman?" His eyebrows pulled together in confusion.
Never say yuh must bring dah termite here.
"A she a yuh woman!?"
"A she a yuh best friend!?"
Ashley and I asked the questions in unison.
