REQUIREMENTS FOR KINGSTON UNIVERSITY (S.Y. 2013-2014)
FOR GIRLS AND BOYS
1. YOU HAVE TO BE BULLY, RUDE, BITCH, STUPID AND NONSENSE.
2. 1,000,000 DAILY INCOME/WEEKLY INCOME (Makikita ang income niyo once you enroll)
3. 3 LUXURY CARS
RULES:
1. YOU CAN HIT/PUNCH/KICK ANYONE INSIDE THE CAMPUS.
2. YOU CAN SMOKE/DRINK INSIDE THE CAMPUS.
3. DRUGS IS NOT ALLOWED. (Example: Shabu, Marijuana, Ecstacy or whatever)
4. SEX IS PROHIBITED ONCE YOU ARE CAUGHT YOU'LL BE KICK OUT IMMEDIATELY.
5. WEAK/SICK STUDENTS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE.
6. YOU SHOULD WEAR THE SCHOOL UNIFORM OR ELSE HINDI KA MAKAKAPASOK DITO KAHIT ANAK KA PA NG PRESIDENTE NG BUONG MUNDO.
7. UGLY IS NOT ALLOWED HERE AT KINGSTON UNIVERSITY
8. FOR GIRLS: WEAR BLACK SHOES. ANY BLACK SHOES BASTA 3-6 in. DEPENDE KUNG ILANG INCH ANG GUSTO NIYO.
FOR BOYS: WEAR BLACK SHOES/RUBBER SHOES. MAKE SURE NA BAGAY SA UNIFORM AT SA MUKHA NIYO ANG SAPATOS. >:))
FORM:
Name (Any name):
Age (4th year HS age):
Sex:
What school did you came from?:
Why do you want to transfer here at Kingston University?:
Daily/Weekly Income:
Fictional Character (Korean, Chinese, Filipinos are allowed *wag lang Chicser*):
Information:
Ano ba ang alam ng ibang tao sa Kingston University?
"Tapunan ng mga walang kwenta"
"Bunch of losers"
"Maganda mamorma pero walang laman ang utak"
"Magaganda ang mga apelyido, pero pinapahiya ang parents nila."
"Walang sense of humor"
"Puro pakikipag-away lang ang laman ng utak"
Yan! Yan parati ang mga sinasabi ng mga tao sa University na 'to. Masisisi ba nila na puro mga magaganda't gwapo ang nag-aaral dito? Well, scratch the nag-aaral, kasi hindi na man talaga sila nag-aaral.
Maraming takot sa University na ito kasi pwede silang mapahamak once na ginalaw mo ang isa sakanila.
Pero, ang tanong, pwede bang ma-inlove ang isa't isa dito sa University na ito?
Paano kung meron nga? Well let's try to find out. :)
SO, ARE YOU IN? :) BE ONE OF THE STUDENTS HERE. :) AND I ASSURE YOU, YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST SCHOOL YEAR! >:)
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A/N: I will accept 15 students only. :) So, enroll na kayo! :D
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BINABASA MO ANG
KINGSTON UNIVERSITY
HumorKingston University is a school for bitch, bullies and other students who did something bad from their past school. If you are one of them then you are allowed here my dear!
