CowChop+TheCreatures X Readers Imagines

Dildos .james

Your POV

I walked into work to hear the occasional screaming. Jordan and Aron were screaming at each other as I saw Aron run into the conference room then I saw a rainbow dildo fly out from the hallway.

I widened my eyes then peaked into the conference room. "Aron? you ok buddy?" I saw crouched under the table and I got on my knees to see him better.

"Flying dragon dicks. Everywhere" he spread out his hands when he said everywhere and I got off my knees and tuners toward the ball pen. As I stood up I was hit in the face with a purple dildo. After a yelp with my eyes closed I opened them to see a James Wilson with his mouth shaped like an 'o'

I laughed then bit my tongue.

"Oh you better run boy!" I picked up the dildo, disgusted it was in my hands. James made a run for it and I soon started running.

"IM GONNA SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS WILSON!" I ran down the hall after him with the dildo in the air.

Weird part is, this is a normal day for us