CowChop+TheCreatures X Readers Imagines

bean?.james

Your POV
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"Ah what the fuck?!" Aleks screamed as a plastic baby dick was thrown at him.

Oh.

I chuckled as Trevor kept nailing him in the head with said baby dick.

"Why are we screaming now?" James pondered as he walked into the kitchen.

James stepped next to me and smiled and rolled his eyes as the boys took it out into the yard.

"THE BABY DICK HIT MY ADULT DICK!" Aleks shouted. James and I giggled once more and he opened his Twitter and got a confusing look on his face.

His eyebrows were scrunched together and his lips were tilted to the left.

"What's a bean?"

I looked at him and smiled

"It's the stuff you eat....sometimes?"

"No,no not that stuff. People are calling me a smol bean?"

Now I get it. Aw. It's what fangirls call them. It's cute.

"Oh! It's what fandoms call the people who look cute! In which yuu always do!" I poked his cheek.

"OK smol bean" he kisses me on the cheek and walked away