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A ranting from my own wo...
As I've talked about "corn" (see the chapter Mature vs "Corn") I want to talk about the people now.
"That pic makes me so "drenched" KiK me."
"I'm "Honky" so PM or Kik me."
"I'm still feeling "drenched". I need someone to PM me or give me your books."
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Stop, stop, stop!
First of all, ew! If you're going to talk about that then do it at a "corn" site. Why would you do it in a reading and writing site and no you're not gonna PM or Kick-whatever-that's-called and do whatever you guys talk about. Second, DON'T even start with these conversation at all if you're not an adult age.
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Look, I get it everybody is a pervert (maybe not everyone but I'll tell more), heck I admit I'm a pervert too. I don't mean strolling in public and checking for "peaches" or "kernels". I meant...let me explain.
-You're reading or watching fiction where there's a "pajama" scene or playing video games and there's a sexy guy or woman wearing daring outfits (but I don't agree underage should play that. Go do Mario instead kids!).
-You're studying the image of a handsome guy or a curvy lady and your thoughts are "Hottie alert!" while drooling and having internal nosebleed as your eyes go shaping to hearts like those anime or cartoon characters.
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(These are example of heart eyes.)
It's ok to be like that because those level of pervertedness (yes, it's a word in Urban Dictionary) is mild and normally anyone both male and female (including me) goes like that (I mean who wouldn't drool over a cute guy model?).
-You're in a public transportation and unbeknownst to the person next to you, you scan at her "kernel" or his "peach" and give a "pat" on it.
-You're doing "Snacksting" (Snack texting) with someone and then sent your pic of "kernel" or "junk".
That kind of level is DISGUSTING. Not even a light pervertedness but just plain disgusting. And don't you have shame or timid sending pics like that? If I had a cellphone (which is not useful to me) and I was talking with someone and s/he ask to send my "kernel", my reaction will be...
A. Get angry and give some words to him/her.
B. Threaten to report to the cops.
C. I would finally blush all over because my shyness got smack so hard.
I mean seriously! Why do people go above to disgusting level instead of the harmless level? Can't we just go swooning or pretend kissing at a picture like the old days did instead of being too over the top nasty?!
So QUIT dirt chatting and if any of you come to me feeling "honky" asking for PM, I'm gonna give you a taste of the rainbow and report you.
This ends my rant and sorry for destroying all those innocent foods and things. >.<
