Oddly Odd

Lunchtime Commotion And Commotion

Claire~

It's probably sad that I have lunch with both Freddy and Stacey. I mean I've never had a problem with it until now. It was so weird. I sat down at my usual seat as Olivia and other cheerleaders did the same. Olivia handed me a salad and the girls began to talk about the Freshmen girls who tried out. But I got a text.

Jackson: Jackson sent a photo

I opened the picture and it was a picture of me sitting down at my lunch table smiling at Olivia. He just took this. Why did he just do that?! "Hey guys!" Lizzie said from behind me and I quickly shut my phone off and started to eat my salad. "Hey Liz." We all said as she sat down and stared at me. Oh shit, she knows. I stood up and grabbed Lizzie's arm and dragged her outside of the lunchroom.

"Okay, what did you see?" I asked her as she smiled at me. While she was having the time of her life I was dying. "You got yourself a stalker. That guy is sending pictures of you. You better tell that guy you're always texting." She doesn't know! She doesn't know! Thank you god! I couldn't help but laugh and cause Lizzie to laugh too.

"I love you Liz." I said as I put my arm around her shoulder and began to walk back into the lunchroom. I stopped midway when I saw what was happening. Erin just walked past Stacey's table to throw something away, but she missed and didn't pick up.

"Excuse me go pick that up Freshy." Stacey said as she stood up in front of Erin. I guess Stacey is trying to scare her, but Stacey scares no one. She's not even tough. "First of all I'm not a Freshmen you whore, I'm a Senior, and secondly you need to speak to me with respect." Some people let out "Ohs" and others yelled out at Stacey telling her to destroy her.

"Ok sweetie, you're confused. You do not call the queen, the main bitch, the headbitch who runs this place a whore. I will end your life babe." People cheered for Stacey as we all waited for Erin to back off. But she didn't

"You don't run shit. You're barely even a cheerleader. People only know you because you're dating Freddy. Once you guys breakup you'll be a nobody. So sit down false princess." Erin walked away and everyone went crazy. It was nuts.

"Did Stacey just get treated by a nobody?" Lizzie asked me as Erin walked past us. I couldn't believe it. "Yeah, she did."

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Ariana~

Physic has to be the world's boring class ever. The room is always dark and the teacher is a old guy who talks slowly and walks slowly. But if you so ever happen to fall asleep that's detention for you. I legit have to pry my eyes open to stay awake. I hate this class so much.

"We will be taking a test, but Mr. Miller wants the following students to his office right now." I wish Mr. Miller wanted me so that I can get out of this class. "Freddy Valentine, Erin Healy, Eiden O'Connor, Josh Maxs, Claire Miller, Ariana Smith, and Hazel Brent." We all slowly stood up and walked towards the door. I like none of these people and I've never talked to them, so what the hell is going on?

"Maybe we're getting rewarded." Josh suggested and Freddy started to mess with his blond hair and Claire did the same. "Josh I'll beat the fuck out of you if we're in trouble." Claire said as she fixed her makeup. I knocked on Mr. Miller's door and he opened it. Mr. Miller is from Japan, but he's seriously like the hottest teacher here. Well he isn't a teacher, but he's really hot.

We all entered and Josh and Claire sat down in the only seats as the rest of us stood behind them. "How are you guys?"

"Shit."

"Kill me."

"Why am I here?"

"Will Stacey be here too?" Mr. Miller raised his hand and everyone instantly stopped talking. He's got a lot of explaining to do because if I'm in here with these morons one more minute I will shoot myself in the head just like Cobain.

"It has come to my attention that you 7, the only 7 in this school never made up detentions from Freshmen year, Junior year, and Sophomore year. You need to make them up or you won't graduate with your friends."

"But sir. She doesn't have any friends." Freddy said as he pointed at me and I punched him in the arm. I hate him. "Ok Mr. Miller. We'll make them up." Claire said as she pulled out her phone and checked her makeup.

"Oh no. You will not be cleaning the lunchroom as your makeup." We all let out groans because that was the easiest way to makeup a detention. I seriously wanted to drink bleach. "You'll be with me everyday after school doing things that you've never did past years until 2 weeks before graduation." What the hell? I want to die.

"What the fuck!" We all yelled out. Erin began to cry, Claire started yelling about that not being fair, and everyone else just complained. "Thanks but it's a no for me." Claire said as she began to stand up. "Then no graduation." She slowly sat back down and pulled her phone out.

"I thought you were cool Mr. Miller." Josh said as he wiped his fake tears off his face. This is fucking bullshit. "But I am. We'll have fun." And at that moment I wanted nothing more but sweet death.

AN: My back hurts and this still wasn't funny. But I hope you guys enjoy it. Please comment, vote, and read!!!! It would mean a lot to me! Thanks guys!!!