Frerard Dd/lb One Shots {Request Closed}

Don't read unless you like bitchy author stories

Literally I've had like six people ask me why I don't interact with you guys as much as other authors. Literally homies, 90% of the comments are just 'me or same'. Like how should I respond to that. This is a genuine question like how do you want me to insightfully respond to that? 

Anyways, author story time: 

Ex boyfriend and I are talking and are like 'let's be friends' 

THIS HOME BOY STARTS SHOVING HIS TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT. LIKE AND GRABBIN MY TITILLES. MAH TITS KIDS. HE'S RUBBIN ALL UP ON ME FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

And I'm like bow chicka bow wow come at me daddy. 

THE NEXT DAY, this bitch is like 'I only want you for your body and I want a boyfriend now so we can't be friends anymore because all I wanna do is fuck you.' 

Bitch what? 

So anyways that was my day. Hope y'all enjoyed that tidbit of my life.