Ryro: the rotation of the earth really makes my day
Brendick: *sigh*
Brendick: goddammit Ryan
Ryro: atoms aren't trustworthy, they make up everything
Brendick: nerd
Ryro: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side
Brendick: s t o p
Ryro: why is a skeleton a bad liar
Brendick: *sigh*
Brendick: why
Ryro: because you can see right through it
Brendick: oh my god
Ryro: whenever I undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on
Brendick: I get turned on when you undress too ;)
Ryro: oH
Ryro: UM
Brendick: hey it got you to stop
Zeee: Ryan's flustered
Zeee: I think you turned him on
Zeee: good job
Ryro: FUCK OFF Z
Zeee: its my job to embarras you
Brendick: isn't that a parents job
Zeee: well Ryan's dad isn't in this chat soo
Brendick: true
Ryro: and it would be really awkward if he was so let's never add my father to this chat
Zeee: I mean even if we wanted to we couldn't cause I'm almost certain your dad doesn't have Kik
Ryro: ...he does
Zeee: WHAT
Ryro: waIT NO HE DOESNT
Brendick: Z LETS ADD HIM
Ryro: NO
Zeee: IM GONNA FIND HIS KIK WE'RE DOING THIS
Ryro: GODDAMMIT ELIZABETH
Ryro: DO NOT
Zeee: FOUND IT
George Ross was added to the chat by Zeee Beeee
Brendick: wow your name is boring
Ryro: Z I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
Zeee: DO IT YOU WONT
George: I'll help hide the body
Zeee: WHAT THE HELL
Zeee: I JUST WANT TO EMBARRAS RYAN, I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR DEATH THREATS
George: oh we're embarrassing Ryan, are we?
Ryro: nO
George: he wet the bed until he was ten
Ryro: IM GONNA TELL GRANDMA THAT YOURE BULLYING ME
George: oh shit
George Ross has left the chat
Brendick: damn Ryan
Ryro: shut up
Ryro: I'm never leaving my house again
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There was a fire at my school yesterday and everyone was thinking there wouldn't be school today because of it but no
Here I am awake at 6 am writing this out because apparently it didn't do enough damage to give us the day offOh and while we were all sitting outside the band director sent this
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...