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Ryro: the rotation of the earth really makes my day

Brendick: *sigh*

Brendick: goddammit Ryan

Ryro: atoms aren't trustworthy, they make up everything

Brendick: nerd

Ryro: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side

Brendick: s t o p

Ryro: why is a skeleton a bad liar

Brendick: *sigh*

Brendick: why

Ryro: because you can see right through it

Brendick: oh my god

Ryro: whenever I undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on

Brendick: I get turned on when you undress too ;)

Ryro: oH

Ryro: UM

Brendick: hey it got you to stop

Zeee: Ryan's flustered

Zeee: I think you turned him on

Zeee: good job

Ryro: FUCK OFF Z

Zeee: its my job to embarras you

Brendick: isn't that a parents job

Zeee: well Ryan's dad isn't in this chat soo

Brendick: true

Ryro: and it would be really awkward if he was so let's never add my father to this chat

Zeee: I mean even if we wanted to we couldn't cause I'm almost certain your dad doesn't have Kik

Ryro: ...he does

Zeee: WHAT

Ryro: waIT NO HE DOESNT

Brendick: Z LETS ADD HIM

Ryro: NO

Zeee: IM GONNA FIND HIS KIK WE'RE DOING THIS

Ryro: GODDAMMIT ELIZABETH

Ryro: DO NOT

Zeee: FOUND IT

George Ross was added to the chat by Zeee Beeee

Brendick: wow your name is boring

Ryro: Z I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

Zeee: DO IT YOU WONT

George: I'll help hide the body

Zeee: WHAT THE HELL

Zeee: I JUST WANT TO EMBARRAS RYAN, I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR DEATH THREATS

George: oh we're embarrassing Ryan, are we?

Ryro: nO

George: he wet the bed until he was ten

Ryro: IM GONNA TELL GRANDMA THAT YOURE BULLYING ME

George: oh shit

George Ross has left the chat

Brendick: damn Ryan

Ryro: shut up

Ryro: I'm never leaving my house again

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There was a fire at my school yesterday and everyone was thinking there wouldn't be school today because of it but no
Here I am awake at 6 am writing this out because apparently it didn't do enough damage to give us the day off

Oh and while we were all sitting outside the  band director sent this

Oh and while we were all sitting outside the  band director sent this

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