Ryden Kik

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Brendick: do you ever

Ryro: feel like a plastic bag?

Brendick: damn giving me nostalgia

Brendick: that was like the third time we talked

Ryro: yeah and then you said you'd get me taco bell if I sucked your dick

Brendick: good times, good times

Brendick: but anyways back to the question

Brendick: do you ever wish there were sweaters

Brendick: but like

Brendick: for your feet

Ryro: ,,

Ryro: Brendon

Ryro: I think the word you're looking for here

Ryro: is socks

Brendick: no fuck you

Brendick: that's not what I mean

Brendick: I mean a sweater for your feet

Ryro: yeah

Ryro: and they just happen to exist all ready

Ryro: and they're called

Ryro: s o c k s

Brendick: yeah I know but thats not what I mean

Ryro: holy fuck you're a moron

Brendick: no im not ok

Brendick: cause like sweaters can be fuzzy and socks aren't

Ryro: Brendon

Ryro: sweetie

Ryro: literally just fucking Google fuzzy socks

Ryro: they exist

Brendick: no but like

Brendick: I don't mean socks ok

Ryro: oh my god you are literally describing socks

Brendick: NO IM NOT

Ryro: ok

Ryro: you know what

Ryro:

Ryro:

Ryro: now please tell me

Ryro: what is the only difference in those definitions

Brendick: ones an employer and the others a way to hit someone

Ryro: o h m y g o d

Ryro: I'm gonna slap a bitch

Brendick: would you say you're gonna

Brendick: sock a bitch

Brendick: I'm sorry

Brendick: this is why I don't have friends

Ryro: well

Ryro: there's many other reasons

Ryro: but yeah that's definitely one of them

Brendick: mmmmmm fuck off

Ryro: mmmmmm make me

Brendick: ;)

Ryro: stop that

Brendick: nah ;)

Ryro: 🖕

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My dad
Fucking
Annoys the hell out of me

So we were eating dinner last night, and I was telling my brother about something that happened in band cause it was pretty funny
(My brother is like lowkey in band, he wanted to take physics which was the same period so he does independent study)
My dad interrupts me and is like "You know, I don't really see how band and that art class are helping you in school. I don't think you're gonna take them next year, you'd benefit a lot more from having an educational class in place of those two periods."
B i t c h
Those are literally the only two classes I look forward to
Are you really gonna try to fucking take away the only thing keeping me sane while at school
I don't fucking think so bitch

And he says its because "I'm not smart enough" and "there's so many people better than me in my grade" and "I need to more educational periods to help with that"
Well I'm fucking sorry I can't be a genious like my brother damn
But like I got number seven in my class rank
How the hell is that not good enough

And he let my brother take band and art for all four years with no complaint
"I don't have a favorite child" bitch yes you fucking do