Brendick: I have hit the peak of adult hood
Ryro: I'm sure you have
Brendick: I HAVE
Ryro: explain
Brendick: so my mom asked me to go to the store for her right
Brendick: she wanted me to buy bread so I went to that aisle and I fucking
Brendick: I fucking said "they done lost their damn mind with these prices"
Brendick: I'm becoming and old lady
Ryro: back in my day you could go to the store with a dollar and come out with a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a bag of chips, and a pack of gum
Ryro: now you go with a dollar you come out with a shitty 25 cent gumball
Brendick: when I was your age we walked to school up hill both ways
Brendick: we didn't get days off for weather you went to school when there was hail the size of your fist
Brendick: I'll be damned if I didn't have to fight three bears on my way home each day
Ryro: I didn't even have a home to go to you ungrateful bastard
Ryro: we lived in a shoe box on the side of the street
Ryro: kids these days don't know how easy they got it
Ryro: with their fancy automobiles to get them to and from school
Ryro: damn teens don't know the struggle
Zeee: what the fuck is wrong with you two
Brendick: what isn't wrong with us
Zeee: true
Zeee: y'all do too many drugs
Ryro: excuse you
Ryro: I'll have you know that I only injected 3 marijuanas today
Brendick: lame
Brendick: I injected 5 cocains today
Ryro: woah
Ryro: living life on the edge I see
Brendick: you fucking know it
Zeee: jesus christ why am I friends with you morons
Ryro: cause you love us
Zeee: mmmm no I don't think that's it
Brendick: o
Brendick: *cries*
Ryro: good fucking job Z look what you did
Zeee: oh well
Brendick: I'm being bullied
Zeee: damn right you are honey
Zeee: :)
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In my science class we answer extremely important questions such as: what are frogs? Is water wet? Why do birds? And, if you pour milk into cereal, is it a beverage, broth, or a sauce?
Hello I need advice from anyone who's had to go through the pain of midterms before
I need like good ways to study for them cause like
I don't wanna fail
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FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
