Ryden Kik

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Ryro: Brendon

Ryro: I'm changing my gender from male to whale

Ryro: cause I literally can not stop fucking eating

Brendick: bullshit

Brendick: you eat a fucking tiny container of yogurt and are like

Brendick: well, that's enough for me, see you when I feed again in three months

Brendick: I swear we're like polar opposites when it comes to appetites

Brendick: like I can eat three large pizzas, two salads, a cookie pizza, five hamburgers, and a few orders of fries and still be hungry

Brendick: and you'll eat a quarter of a slice of pizza and be full

Ryro: ok but like

Ryro: you know what no I can't counter that

Ryro: like its kinda true

Ryro: I just ate like two bags of chips tho

Brendick: weak

Ryro: shut up

Brendick: no you fucking twig

Brendick: eat more you fucker

Ryro: oh come on I'm not even that thin

Brendick: no but you are

Ryro: lies

Brendick: mhm

Brendick: the only lies here are the ones you're telling to yourself

Ryro: damn

Ryro: that's really fucking deep

Brendick: most things I say are if you take time to really think about it

Ryro: yeah they really are

Ryro: I have a few examples

Ryro: "have you ever tried dick?"

Ryro: "Gerard Way is my daddy"

Ryro: "I'm hungry"
"You can eat this dick"
"No"
"I'll buy you taco bell if you suck my dick"

Ryro: you have such a way with words

Brendick: ok first of all I said "Gerald Wae" not Gerard Way

Brendick: and second of all

Brendick: fuck off

Brendick: you've said worse

Ryro: bitch when

Brendick: "I'd let Picasso suck my dick "

Ryro: WHAT THE FUCK

Ryro: IVE NEVER SAID THAT

Brendick: hm

Brendick: maybe I just dreamed you did

Ryro: jesus fuck

Ryro: I worry about you sometimes

Brendick: ok but honestly who doesn't

Ryro: true

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Alright so there's this thing in Riverdale that's been bothering me for a while, and by a while I mean like three days cause I've binged the entire thing and now I need to wait for new episodes
So Polly and Jason are in the same grade (right? If they aren't that clears up a whole lot of shit)
Jason and Cheryl are twins, and its been said that Cheryl is in the same grade as Betty
But Polly is older than Betty
???
I think I'm making this more complicated than it needs to be and should just not think about it and enjoy the show

Does this mean it will finally work again god damn