Ryden Kik

cxxxiv

Brendick: RYAN

Ryro: WHAT

Brendick: YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK

Brendick: WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG

Ryro: didn't I already answer this for you

Ryro: and why are you yelling calm yourself

Brendick: JUST HOLD ON OK

Brendick: I HAVE THE ACTUAL ANSWER TO THE QUESTION

Brendick: THE EGG CAME FIRST

Ryro: yeah I know I fucking told you this

Brendick: NO LISTEN THERES MORE

Brendick: THE EGG CAME FIRST

Brendick: BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING PLANT

Ryro: ,,an eggplant

Ryro: yeah I fucking know they exist

Brendick: BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THEM BEFORE THEYRE FULLY GROWN

Ryro: can you stop fucking yelling

Ryro: and no I haven't I don't have a fucking eggplant garden in my backyard

Brendick:

Ryro: woah

Ryro: its almost like

Ryro: thats why

Ryro: they're called

Ryro: e g g p l a n t s

Brendick: why are you being so mean to me

Ryro: I got like no sleep

Ryro: like maybe two whole hours

Brendick: why tho

Ryro: I kept waking up

Brendick: from what

Ryro: nightmares

Brendick: about ?

Brendick: wait

Brendick: I know

Brendick: its the eggplants, isn't it

Ryro: jesus christ

Ryro: yes I had nightmares about eggplants that aren't fully grown turning into chickens over night

Brendick: no but what were they actually about

Ryro: I don't even know honestly

Ryro: it was just a bunch of weird shit like I had no clue what was happening but it was scarry

Brendick: sp00ky

Ryro: oh fuck off

Brendick: you shouldve called me or something

Ryro: I didn't want to wake you up

Brendick: if you get no sleep, I get no sleep

Brendick: that's how this whole relationship thing works

Ryro: no i don't think that's right

Brendick: no shut up just trust me ok

Ryro: whatever

Brendick: so we agree

Ryro: sure

Brendick: good

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So in middle school I always went to bed pretty early and I felt the need to lie about that cause people would be like "I go to bed at midnight" and I'd just be like "hah, yeah me too" even tho I went to sleep at like nine o clock like I didn't want them to think I was lame or some shit
But now its so different like literally one of my friends came into school and was like "guys, I went to bed at 8 last night, and I didn't have to finish any work when I woke up" and we're all just like "what the fuck how you lucky bitch"

Can you ever just feel this really strong tension between your parents
Not like a romantic tension
But like
You know a divorce is coming soon
Cause same

Ayyyee
All that playing Mario kart and watching CrankThatFrank videos instead of studying paid off