Brendick: remember in physics
Ryro: hhnnfffff I don't wanna talk about that class
Brendick: too bad
Brendick: so anyways
Brendick: remember learning about gravity and how we're all attracted to each other
Brendick: that means I'm attracted to you ;)
Ryro: yeah
Ryro: and my foot is attracted to your ass
Brendick: kinky?
Ryro: no
Ryro: but you probably could take a foot up your ass tbh
Brendick: wow
Zeee: can y'all do this in private like
Zeee: I'm over here trying to Google the answers to my calculus homework and I gotta read this in my notifications
Ryro: well maybe if you fucking paid attention in calc you wouldn't have to Google answers and then you wouldn't have to read this
Zeee: ok you can fuck off
Ryro: you're just salty cause you know I'm right
Zeee: ok but no one pays attention in calculus
Zeee: its like the least interesting class
Ryro: I mean I pay attention in it
Zeee: well you're a nerd shut up
Ryro: no I just want to pass
Brendick: neeerrrrrdd
Ryro: fuck off
Ryro: why are you all so mean to me
Ryro: what did I do to deserve this
Brendick: what did I do
Brendick: to deserve you
Ryro: absolutely fucking nothing
Ryro: its a miracle that I'm still with your crusty ass
Brendick: damn
Brendick: ok its true that its a miracle you haven't realized that you deserve someone like a million times better than me but like
Brendick: how dare you call my ass crusty
Brendick: just a few days ago you called it amazing
Zeee: uuhhhjjjhgg
Zeee: y'all need to stop
Brendick: we need to stop ✋✋✋
Ryro: ok
Ryro: I feel like you started using them ironically and now you can't stop
Brendick: you're completely and entirely right
Brendick: its becoming a problem
Ryro: living is becoming a problem
Brendick: so fucking true
Zeee: hey kids could you lighten up a little
Brendick: *glows*
Zeee: oh fuck off
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Can y'all believe I've been writing this since the middle of July
This is the longest I've stayed committed to something
I feel accomplished
YOU ARE READING
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