Ryro: my blood is glow stick juice and my bones are the glow sticks
Brendick: what the fuck
Ryro: that's why my joints crack with the smallest movement
Brendick: well that explains why you bring light to everything around you
Ryro: aw
Zeee: no Ry I think that just means you're old
Ryro: fuck off you're older than me
Zeee: only by 2 months
Ryro: that's two more months of being on this hellish planet
Zeee: does being older than you also mean I'm wiser than you
Ryro: not necessarily
Ryro: like i think that only works for people who are like 50 years older
Ryro: not two months
Zeee: alright true
Zeee: but I'm definitely more responsible
Brendick: ok but that has nothing to do with age honestly
Brendick: my like five year old cousin is more responsible than I am
Zeee: how so
Brendick: she can cook more than toast and cereal
Brendick: she's made a fucking turkey before
Ryro: bren I think your cousin is a 40 year old in the body of a five year old
Brendick: yeah probably
Brendick: like I don't understand how she fucking did it
Brendick: I'm twelve years older than her and I fucking starve if there's nothing microwaveable and my parents aren't home
Brendick: and if her fucking parents weren't home she'd probably be eating better than if they were
Ryro: how often do they leave her alone
Brendick: like at least five times a week
Ryro: ok that's why
Ryro: she had to learn to fend for herself
Ryro: and she somehow did so fucking amazingly
Brendick: I bet my parents wish they had her as a child instead of me
Ryro: every parent wants their child to be like that
Brendick: true
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Hnnnng I have to go back to school tomorrow
I'm hoping for a snow day
But the school doesn't give a shit about us so its probably not happening
bUT THERES SO MUCH SNOW
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And its still snowing !!
This was one of the rare times in the past week that it stopped !!
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I HAVE SO MANY DRAFTS WRITTEN
THIS HASNT HAPPENED IN SO LONG OH MY GOD
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We found my science teachers high school band and now my brother stans them
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
