Brendick: you know what's really stressful
Ryro: living
Brendick: ok but that's actually exactly what I was gonna say so can you get the fuck out
Brendick: you're stealing my thunder
Ryro: honey please
Ryro: you never had any thunder to steal
Brendick: rude
Ryro: you know I'm right tho
Brendick: well yeah but like
Brendick: still rude
Brendick: I want a divorce
Ryro: no you don't
Brendick: shit you're right
Ryro: heeeeyyy breeenndooon
Brendick: heeeyyyy whaaatttt
Ryro: do you remember the periodic table song
Brendick: are you asking me if I remember the lyrics or if I remember what it is
Ryro: well obviously you remember what it is so we'll go with the first option
Brendick: I
Brendick: sadly I kinda do
Brendick: I passed chemistry because of that song man
Ryro: if you count a D- as passing sure
Brendick: shut up
Ryro: name 5 elements bitch
Brendick: there's hydrogen and helium and lithium, berylium, boron, carbon everywhere, nitrogen all through the air
Ryro: ,,,did you Google that or do you remember
Brendick: come on the beginning is like iconic
Brendick: but I probably remember the entire damn thing
Brendick: id just have to think really hard
Ryro: what
Ryro: who does that these days
Brendick: I don't know
Brendick: certainly not me
Ryro: I mean
Ryro: that's obvious tho
Brendick: you know what
Brendick: why do you bully me so much
Ryro: because fuck you
Ryro: free will my dude
Brendick: this is an abusive relationship 😭😭😭😭
Ryro: its not right now but it will be if you keep using those damn emojis
Ryro: we've been over this hundreds of times
Ryro: stop it
Brendick: is that a threat
Ryro: your ass is a threat
Brendick: ok but my ass is fine as all hell sooo
Ryro: true
Brendick: rounder than the earth
Ryro: the earth is flat
Brendick: god dammit please tell me youre joking
Ryro: :)
Brendick: ok so you're not a flat earther, but are you a moon truther
Ryro: you believe in the moon?
Ryro: its all government lies bren
Brendick: ok
Brendick: I can't do this right now
Brendick Urie has left the chat
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So yesterday I was listening to Destroya right and one of lyrics made me think of this
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
