Ryden Kik

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Brendick: I

Brendick: FUCKING

Brendick: WANT

Brendick: DEATH

Ryro: *sigh*

Ryro: what is it this time

Ryro: what weird ass thought could you possibly have had at three a.m this time

Brendick: IT WASNT A THOUGHT OK

Ryro: are there more spiders in your house

Brendick: WORSE

Ryro: oh boy

Brendick: so fucking years ago right

Brendick: I, like many other children, owned a furby

Ryro: I don't like where this is going

Brendick: now I threw this piece of shit out years ago

Brendick: but I just had a nightmare about it

Brendick: or at least I thought it was a nightmare

Brendick: I woke up and all I heard was "play with me" for a few seconds

Brendick: and I was fucking terrified alright I had no idea what it was, then I saw the satanic fucker in my closet and I was like "oh, its just a furby, ok"

Brendick: but then I remembered that I threw it away forever ago

Brendick: and I got up ok

Brendick: I was gonna throw it away

Brendick: so I get to the closet

Brendick: AND THE LITTLE FUCKER IS FUCKING GONE

Ryro: ok are you sure this wasn't just a nightmare

Brendick: I am fucking positive Ryan

Brendick: I CAN STILL HEAR IT

Brendick: WHERE THE SHIT IS IT

Brendick: FUCK

Ryro: did you find it

Brendick: I FOUND IT

Brendick: LOOK AT THIS FUCKER

Brendick:

Ryro: WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE ITS EYES LIKE THAT

Brendick: I DONT KNOW

Brendick: KARA HEARD IT TALKING AND SHE JUST CAME IN MY ROOM WITH A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT OH MY GOD

Ryro: NO BUT ACTUALLY WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT IS YOUR FURBY HAUNTED

Brendick: ALL FURBYS ARE HAUNTED

Brendick: Kara threw it out the window

Brendick: all is good now

Brendick: still lowkey fucking terrified tho

Ryro: yeah get your ass over to my house the furby isn't gonna fucking murder you tonight

Brendick: good idea

Ryro: jesus I didn't realize it was fucking Halloween in January

Brendick: Kara wants to know if she can sleep on your couch cause she's fucking terrified too

Ryro: bring your whole family over I don't give a shit