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Ryro: Z
Ryro: Brendon almost burned my house down
Zeee: jesus christ
Zeee: why are you telling me this
Zeee: I'm not your mother
Brendick: in a way you are
Brendick: you're definitely the mom friend
Ryro: and you're definitely the destructive child
Brendick: yeah shut up
Zeee: so how did he almost burn down your house
Ryro: so we were making cookies right cause I was hungry as fuck
Ryro: so I put them in the oven and this little shit decides that it'd be fun to carry me to my room and lock me in it
Ryro: and like I didn't mind at first but like 10 minutes later I started smelling smoke but the fucker still wouldn't leave or let me out of my room
Ryro: and when the kitchen is fucking burning he finally decides, hey maybe I should go see why the house smells like smoke
Zeee: jesus fuck Brendon
Brendick: in my defense
Brendick: I'm not the brightest
Zeee: clearly
Ryro: now I have to explain to my dad whenever he gets home why the kitchen is burnt as bad as fucking Pompeii in 79 A.D
Brendick: ok now you're exaggerating just a bit
Ryro: am I
Brendick: you are
Ryro: ok maybe a little
Brendick: a lot
Brendick: I don't think a bit of your counters and cupboards being burned is as bad as the city of Pompeii being covered in volcanic ash
Brendick: like I'm pretty sure Pompeii didn't even burned it was just coated in a fuck ton of ash
Ryro: yeah whatever
Ryro: nerd
Brendick: hey I'm not the one comparing my kitchen to an ancient roman city
Ryro: fuck off
Brendick: love you too
Ryro: :)
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I've complied a bunch of moods coming from me and my cousins when we were younger (and some recently)
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I used to be so cute, don't know what happened there
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These are all moods tbh
Me: why don't I have any space on my phone
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