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Brendick: Ryan

Brendick: what if one day you just randomly turn into an almond and like

Brendick: you can't do anything about it because you're a fucking almond

Ryro: are you ok

Brendick: I'm never ok my dude

Ryro: clearly

Ryro: ok I'm gonna ask you a question and I need you to be completely honest with me here

Ryro: what drugs are you on right now

Brendick: nothing but pure sleep deprivation

Ryro: how long did you sleep last night

Brendick: no

Ryro: ?

Brendick: I didnt sleep at all

Brendick: cause I fucking hate myself

Ryro: relatable

Brendick: stop 👏 replying 👏 with 👏 just 👏 one 👏 word 👏

Ryro: stop 👏 using 👏 dead 👏 memes 👏

Brendick: memes never die

Ryro: yes they do honey

Ryro: and they do so pretty fast

Brendick: ok fine

Brendick: but back to what I was saying  before

Brendick: don't fucking reply with one word

Brendick: cause then i can't carry on the conversation

Brendick: and then it dies out

Brendick: and then you complain because I dont answer you

Brendick: even tho I can't fucking answer you

Ryro: we've been over this Bren

Ryro: just change the fucking topic

Brendick: WHAT IF I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT TO

Ryro: idk your weird ass always thinks of something

Brendick: but what if one day I can't

Brendick: what if all of my creative energy is burned out

Ryro: then I'll change the topic

Brendick: yeah ok

Brendick: that's the day we stop talking forever

Ryro: honestly yeah

Brendick: so just stop fucking replying with one word and we won't have to deal with that

Ryro: ugh

Ryro: fine

Brendick: you just fucking did it again oh my god

Ryro: its cause I'm trying to end the chapter shut up

Brendick: what

Ryro: what

Ryro: nothing

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I'm gonna go die for like a week cause midterms are starting tomorrow and I got some major cramming to do
I'll probably be back either Wednesday or Thursday next week

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